Crunky and Lloyd

Crunky and Lloyd are two guys on facebook who have tested multiple laws and proven them real.

Law One: When snowboarding, all girls with rental boards are NOT hot.

Law Two: If you're a big ass to girls they will like you.

Law Three: On chair lifts, you always miss the hot chicks by one chair.

"Dude how do I get this chick to like me?"

"Ask Crunky and Lloyd"
"Noice!"

by Crunky and Lloyd March 7, 2010

Devoney Lloyd

"She's so awesome like I wish I was her but I cant achieve that I wanna be her again (?) in the future. Please give me her. She's so cool."
- Devoney

She feasts on the hair of ginger children which contain healing and multiplying powers enough to feed a village this is why philanthropy is good.

"dumb devoney???" (devoney Lloyd)

by justWantedToWriteSmDumbNotThis March 29, 2022

Lloyding-out

When someone flips out on you for no reason and then claims that they can beat the crap out of you when they clearly can't.

This kid was Lloyding-out on me at school today. He's such a fag.

by Where'sTheLambSauce January 25, 2017

Marksman Lloyd

Plugs his insta every chance he gets

Yo u see marksman lloyds instagram
no i didn't marksman lloyd

by Locke9572 September 17, 2020

lloyd banks

THE realist young kat that come hard all day easy.

by Anonymous October 1, 2003

Lloyd Banks

A stupid rapper who looks like a pudge dog who can't rap about anything else other than money and gangs. He isn't original and Ja Rule is much better than him.

Lloyd Banks = crap. Doesn't deserve a label, he's just kissing Eminem's ass.

by Buyzeeo August 2, 2004

Lloyd Telephone

An inoffensive slang referring to the Filipino people. It is a very good alternative to the other racial slur for Filipinos, the word flip. The word Lloyd Telephone is derived from the Filip habit of naming their kid's Lloyd and calling appliances and items by its full name.

eg. TV is always television, phone is always telephone

Oh look at that Lloyd Telephone janitor cleaning up the school.

by Mista Mo27 September 27, 2005