An unkempt vagina. Excessive hair in the vaginal area. An explosion of hair in the lower private area of a woman. A landing strip gone wrong.
Turtle's friend: Yo man did you hook up with her yet?
Trurtle: Yeah duuuuude she had a hugeeeee crash landing!!!!! it looks like a jungle.
Trurtle: Yeah duuuuude she had a hugeeeee crash landing!!!!! it looks like a jungle.
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In missionary position post shooting your load, in or out, a gentleman might request, "I'll just rest my todger on your convenient landing strip, if that is ok ma'am?"
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After searching for "cheap pickles" I found a site that claimed to specialize in selling cheap pickles, but it was just a landing page for a terrible online store that didn't have any cheap pickles at all.
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Person 1: Dude, that Landing Zone clan is wack.
Person 2: Yeah, let's get out of there before I lose my money and my 16 year old virginity.
Person 2: Yeah, let's get out of there before I lose my money and my 16 year old virginity.
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