knopples

When a female has a very flat chest(knockers) and very big nipples which take up most of her chest. nipples + knockers = knopples

Man #1 "Damn dude that chick was soo effin flat!" Man #2 "I know man and even worse they were knopples!" Both together "ewwwwwww!!"

by joey zahralban July 12, 2004

Keystone Kops

Pennsylvania State Police.

Taken from both the silent comedy movies of the same name and that Pennsylvania is the Keystone State, using the keystone as one of its symbols (which is found as the dash separator on their license plates as well).

"Slow down - there's a Keystone Kop sitting up on that bridge!"

"PA has a nice state law - only the Keystone Kops can use radar. Local police can't."

by OldsVistaCruiser April 5, 2012

knobshank

Dependant on tone and context, knobshank can be used as a friendly or unfriendly term to insult someone who may have done something, or simply is, stupid.

Friendly: 'I can't believe how drunk you got, you knobshank.'

Unfriendly: 'That guy is a complete knobshank.'

by Bob October 31, 2004

knobstacle

someone who becomes a knob by getting in your way

Naomi's walking to the Cafe, and a student gets in her way. She thinks to herself "What a Knobstacle?"

by naoaro November 16, 2011

Knobski

the word used to describe a person with no idea,or a complete moron.

1, Have you seen Moo today, No she is a knobski.
2, Why is that man driving down the middle lane of the empty Motorway, Because he is a knobski

by P5ulk October 12, 2008

knobshine

In Colorado, any tourist from Texas.

I was at the bar this afternoon and a bunch of knobshines walked in wearing full camo outfits.

by skeeter May 13, 2005

knobs

Official designation for freshman cadets at The Citadel. Called such because their shaved heads resemble shiny door knobs. Of course, that is what their Public Affairs Office wants you to believe. After reading some of these definitions, I am beginning to wonder. Perhaps sending my baby boy to a military college that calls him a knob would not be wise... Hmmm...

John was shocked to learn not only the true definition of a knob but that as one, he would be expected to assume certain unpleasant duties...

by Houston September 26, 2003