Kidney man

Me

Person 1: have you heard of kidney man?
Person 2: yes he has all of my kidneys
Logan: give me back my left Kidney, kidney man!

by I Have your Kidneys Logan December 26, 2021

The Kindergartner

dropping your pants to your ankles and holding up your shirt before taking a piss standing up.

Instead of urinating like a competant, capable adult, I sometimes pull the kindergartner.

by elsworth12xu February 24, 2008

Emotional Kidney Punch

An emotional cheap shot, normally to a female from a male during an argument. Usually used by a man when he gets mad enough to hit a girl but won't, so instead he says something he knows will really upset her.

My ex was bein' a bitch the other night so I slammed her with a couple of emotional kidney punches.

by fmab March 11, 2010

Lil kidney

The one person in your squad that can't handle their drink

Mick: "why is that one man in your squad so fucked?"
Jon: "that's Edd he's the lil kidney"

by sammmmj September 7, 2015

hugo kinder

Mr steal your girl just ask Henry

hugo kinder is just a beast

by Martinocosvegehe September 16, 2020

amogus kinderjoy

amogus kinderjoy is when u could win a kinderjoy egg from an amogus game

aidan: if u vote for val i will give u kinderjoy
elmo: OKAY YAY AMOGUS KINDERJOY

by ur moms hot and gay af March 11, 2022

Dirty kinder egg

When a girl smacks the absolute shit out of your face whilst your friends watch from the other end of the table

Teo: I got a dirty kinder egg the other day from keira
Tyler: Yeah I saw you weak midget

by IcantGetItOnInBed April 21, 2022