keyboardisdistructiacanusquippadellaphobia

1. The fear of destroyed keyboards.

I have had a serious keyboardisdistructiacanusquippadellaphobia since I was a little kid, doc.

by Odd Words that Make Sense January 22, 2021

keyboardsexual

Someone who loves building or using custom built keyboards with soothing sounds. Also, feel some sort of sexual attachment to the keyboard.

Example:

You see that guy Kiro? He been keyboardsexual for awhile ever since he saw that Taeha Types .

by Dr_R1ck February 4, 2022

Keyboardsmash.exec

Keyboardsmash.exec is a project sekai wiki user. He is Tsukasa Tenma in real life and he has a mysterious cult following. He is also part of the project sekai wiki polycule.

Keyboardsmash.exec: h
Asij123 & Kagamine21: HELLO KEY I LOVE YOU!!!!

by Minorinrin December 27, 2022

Frosty Keyboard

A keyboard that has the visual appearance of being "frosted" in some areas due to an individual using Instant messenger while watching/ and or right after watching pornographic imagery whilst pleasuring themselves. the gradual buildup of residue can be described as "frosting"

You should'nt watch porn and use chat, you'll get a Frosty keyboard!

i should really clean my keyboard, its got a nice layer of Frosting over it

Dave offered to lend me his keyboard, but i declined because it was Frosted

by madd-monkey March 3, 2011

cum keyboard

A keyboard which has been cum apon so much that it has formed an extra layer over the actual keyboard and has a hard inside layer amd a wet & sticky outside layer. Usually some keys get stuck together and the whole thing is sticky to where it is unusable.

Gamer boi: "I went to play fortnite last night but my keyboard was so sticky that my hands kept getting wet and they stuck to the keys."
Old girl: "well maybe you should clean your cum keyboard Johnny!"

by Whispering_sweet_nothings November 13, 2018

P keyboard

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ayo you got that new P keyboard?

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by pisquaredx3 September 3, 2021

Smashing The Keyboard

When a partner has little to no idea as to how to orally pleasure a woman, therefore they poke, prod, and penetrate the vagina with their tongue with extreme force . Also the #1 cause of breakups.

Ashley woke up in extreme pain from Tyler smashing the keyboard last night. She took a mental note to not let his face near her genitalia again.

by EternalEmailingSystem January 14, 2021