Ted Kennedy

Huge elitist, Masshole in the US Senate. When it looked like he would lose the 1994 race against Mitt Romney the Clinton supported him. To repay them in 2008 he stabbed them in the back, called them racist and threw full support behind noob Barack Obama. Not a big surprise since he has a history of screwing up Democratic elections. In 1980 he challenged Jimmy Carter and was even less coherent in his vision. What he did accomplish was weakening Carter even further and assuring greater Republican success.

In 1965 supported Hart-Celler Act.

"The bill will not flood our cities with immigrants. It will not upset the ethnic mix of our society. It will not relax the standards of admission. It will not cause American workers to lose their jobs."

Fast forward to 2006-2008. Almost verbatim on so called immigration bills.

On Firearms
“manufacture and sale of handguns should be terminated. Existing handguns should be acquired by the states.”

You don't need guns. Just live in gated homes in posh areas with high police presents like Ted Kennedy.

In 1972 Ted Kennedy got drunk on a flight in Alaska and ran down the aisle yelling "Eskimo power."

I am for replacing Ted Kennedy with the next person that illegally crosses the border.

by Eldridge Cleaver March 18, 2008

jesus fucking kennedy

An expletive phrase linking and interfusing two individuals bound to the American psyche by their early deaths and cults of personality. The intermingling of the names punctuating a moment of intense frustration or hopelessness.

Jesus fucking Kennedy, is this traffic going to move or should we start building condos here!

by Andrew the Coiner March 19, 2008

Kennedy

Kennedy's are beyond gorgeous and get the guys with their stunning eyes, outstanding body features, and curvyness. They are crazy funny...They'll make you laugh til you piss your pants! Kennedy's aren't normally girly though. Mostly Tom boyish, but they care about their appearance. These girls are unforgettable with their bubbly personalities. You can't help but love them! They always speak their mind and don't care what others think of them. The great Kennedy's have blonde hair and blue eyes, and are VERY smart. Do whatever you can to keep a Kennedy:)

Example #1
Betsy: Whoa! I wish I was like Kennedy!
Sally: I know! She's so perf...*jizzes in her pants*

Example #2
Kyle: Brosef! Did you see that girl over there? I'd kill to get to know her!
Dannie: Dude, you wouldn't have a chance with that Kennedy. She's way too outta your league Bub.

Example #3
Gretchen: Kennedy is just so FLAWLESS! I mean just look at her... Pretty, and smart, and funny, and just so damn hot! I'd totes turn into a lap licker for her...

by The One Who Shall Not Be Named April 18, 2013

Kennedy'd

To be fucked in the three major orifices, as in the quote from JFK that he never really had a woman unless he had her 3 ways.

He sure Kennedy'd her upstairs at the party last night.

by Rotb September 3, 2007

Kenter Menter

God of all sports. Loves chillin with the ladies on a friday night gettin crunk. Wakes up in the morning feeling like p diddy. All he does is win. Can eat a walrus in two bites. Hates Montevideo. And yes...he's on facebook

i was with kari last night and i was just like Kenter Menter

by Jericho Crotchery December 21, 2010

in the kennel

To be a furry but not out as furry. Sort of like "in the closet" is to queer.

Man, she's so far in the kennel, she's already wearing a collar!

Wow, he's so far in the kennel, he's in Narnia!

by PoikSpirit October 19, 2010

John F. Kennedy

The best president this country has ever had.

That's really all there is to it.

by Ryan August 13, 2004