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Keith Kenny 

The nicest person you'll ever meet. A complete and utter sweetheart, with a great sense of humour. He'll leave you in tears from his hilarious jokes, all that and he's smart too. A right genius, he can tell you anything about everything, but at the same time won't make you feel stupid. You can go to him with any problems, and he'll listen. He's extremely genuine and lovable, plus attractive. An all round cheering person, and possibly the best friend you'll ever have.
That guy's amazing.. he's such a Keith Kenny

Keith Coffinberger

a fat white guy tht thinks he can be black by rapping Lil Waynes lyrics infront of african american girls.
"keith coffinberger did you answer question number 14?"
"yeeeaahhhh ! i been done dat jont !"

ETHNICITY FAIL
Short form of Alexander Keith's India Pale Ale. Brewed Only in Nova Scotia since 1820.
Going to the Liquor store to get a 2-4 of Keith's
Keith's by Deepg May 20, 2005

keith richards diet plan 

when you take so many drugs, nothing can kill you
Dude 1: The drummer is teh awesome!
Dude 2: Doesn't he date back to the 70's, how old is he now?
Dude 1: He's on the Keith Richards diet plan. He does so much coke he's actually been dead for 10 years but his body is still drumming.
keith richards diet plan by jevanyn November 14, 2011

Keith Olbermann

host of Countdown. Unlike Bill O'reilly (also known as Bill-O the clownt), Keith does not make up "facts" to support his views. Also, he can be considered the factual counterpart to Bill O'reilly. One of his best segments is World's Worst Person. (Note: He is very dramatic, look up SNL's parody of Keith Olbermann)

On many occasions he calls politicians to resign. On rare occasions he has a segment called "Special Commentary". It's very insightful and FACTUAL.

Considered the best of the best of NBC and factual news network.
"Hey, stop trying to be like Keith Olberman with your parents, just lie man"

"Why are you always calling people to resign", says a friend
"Because they are hypocrites and are wrong, man" says the other friend
"I don't care man, stop trying to be like Keith Olbermann" says the friend.

"I don't like that Keith Olbermann", says O'reilly
"why?" says a conservative talking head
"because he's always saying the truth, makes me want to be a liberal, as a conservative I'm tired of making things up, too much work" says O'reilly
strong canadian beer. brewed exclusively in Halifax, Nova Scotia since 1820 and is distributed through all of Canada.

"dude, fuck colt 45 moosepiss and all that noise, smoke that J and crack open a keith's!!"
keith's by eazy-b December 18, 2005