Trapper Keeper

A woman who knowingly traps and keeps a guy by getting pregnant.

Philip Rivers is expecting his 7th child at 31 years old. Philip Rivers may have married the biggest Trapper Keeper in NFL history.

by thirdpicie October 14, 2013

Keffer

A derogatory term used in Devon England for almost any one who isnt a Janner, mostly it has to be said of an asian or middle eastern origin.

That stupid Keffer stole broke into my house and stole my skunk

by Matt October 20, 2004

Keeper

When you take a massive shit that manifests itself in the form of a single, monstrous turd curling around the edges of the toilet bowl. A shit so massive, you have to leave it for the next person to gaze upon its glory

Joe: Man, don't use that stall, I left a keeper in there
Mike: Dude, you're fucked up!

by Duke Mc Fister November 10, 2019

Kefferz

Slang term for KFC.

lets go to kefferz

by Shaun Oxford II February 19, 2009

Keefe

The 4-eyed asshole that only eats microwaved chicken nuggets and uses up all the ketchup

Kyle: Keefe, why tf do you have nuggets, we made burgers?
Keefe: I’m hungry

by Sox_ June 12, 2021

Keefner

A Keefner is someone who, though intelligent, frequently have those moments when you just can't help but wonder. Ususally blonde and totally awesome, Keefners' are, nine times out of ten, totally smokin' hot.

The blonde boy revealed that he was a Keefner, a surprise to no one due to his great taste in music and six-pack abs.

by super dummy August 29, 2010

keefed

We used keefed a lot in New England. Usually is preceded by "wicked". Its a more subtle substitute for the word "fucked"

1. the position that is a result of a problem or bad situation that seems impossible to solve/get out of

2. describes someone who just had rough anal sex

1. "Dude, I think old Walter there just keefed her last night."

2. "We have our meeting TODAY?! Dammit, I'm wicked keefed!"

by Hotelbutel June 7, 2016