The Kaleigh Effect

When one enters a room with a "Kaleigh" inside and shortly after, ones ears fall off.

"I will never again be able to enjoy Love Actually due to The Kaleigh Effect"

by Meganimous January 28, 2009

If Looks Could Kale Burger

A special burger that's topped with kale

"Hey Bob, what's the burger of the day?" "It's the If Looks Could Kale Burger, it comes with kale!"

by America Lover 🇺🇸 November 16, 2018

kaleb

a male name which means dog (dont ask me why my parents named me dog)(usually spelled Caleb)
note- pronunciation put is wrong
its really Kay-lub

"Hey Kaleb, want to go to the movies tonight?"

by Kaleb Williams July 12, 2003

Kale girls

Quite possibly the best looking girls in the world. If your a kale girl, you've been blessed with unbelievable beauty and the ability to make any man fall to his knees. Beware though, kale girls have a very scary ability to ruin a life, so watch out and try your darndest to get and stay on their good side. If you are not a kale girl, but are lucky enough to have one in your life, whether it be as a friend or whatever, you are super lucky and it is in your best interest to keep them in your life. Kale girls can be the best friends you will ever find and can be the best girlfriends too. They are loving, caring and crazy as all get out! They tend to be the loudest girls you will ever meet, and they don't care if they get on your nerves with it so don't even bother complaining. You can't help but love kale girls, they are just so darn cute. It seems though, that a lot of girls want to hate them so very badly but they just can't because they secretly love them so much and wanna be just like them when they grow up. Keep dreaming girls, it wont happen. Kale girls are one-of-a-kind. Just remember though; they're just like you, only prettier.

"I feel like my boyfriend doesn't like me anymore"

"Yea, he doesn't. I've seen him talking to one of those kale girls. There's no hope for you now."

by kjnakca December 7, 2009

Kale

The most sweetest guy in the world but when it comes down to it at the end of the day he will tear your pussy up he loves pussy and will make you never want a different dick again get yourself a kale he suck a sweetie pie!

I got me some kale dick last night

by Getyousome June 9, 2018

Austin and Kaleigh

A great couple, meant to be together, the definition of love, close, trusting, sweet.

Person 1: Hey look its Austin and Kaleigh

Person 2: They are such a great couple!

by 2011Babe September 29, 2011

Kaleb

Kaleb is a tall and a good looking guy. Most the time a Kaleb is as country as country gets! He likes to drink a lot, he is also really musical, he's the most sweetest and funniest guy when you get to know him, which isn't to hard because he has no strangers, he is also a crazy nut who will do about anything if dared to. Kaleb can be an ass or a "horndog" sometimes though, but at the end of the day you will always love him.

Kaleb you're too damn drunk go home or go to sleep!

by arandompersonnn December 4, 2013