Glasgow Kosher

Slaughtering animals after kosher/halal procedures by headbutting them.

Oy, Brian, it's the only kosher was to get a steak these days. Just smash yer skull against it. That's a Glasgow Kosher for yer.

by disguys June 30, 2011

maura kosek

the absolute best person you'll ever meet. she always knows when to keep her distance or show up on your doorstep. she is the person that everyone wants to date or be. she has an artistic side to her that no one knows about. she's a sexy and busty brunette and has the nicest eyes ever. beware she's a very intense kisser.

there goes maura kosek, i wish she was mine...

by kevin howward April 8, 2017

brooklyn koomen

Brooklyn Koomen is one of the most amazing people you will ever meet she is perfect if you try and tell her different she won’t care she cares for people but doesn’t care about what people say about her because she knows her worth

Guy 1: wow that girls gorgeous
Guy 2: ya she’s definitely a Brooklyn Koomen type girl

by Any mouse bleep February 11, 2021

Hehe komedi

'Komedi' is pronounced the same as 'comedy'. Used after sentence to address that the sentence before said phrase is a joke. It may or may not be funny and can be used in a sarcastic way.

Drilling yo mum

Hehe komedi

by anonymous December 31, 2021

Everybody needs a kosher snack

The Yiddish, and unreleased version of Bruce Springsteen's Hungry Heart, written well before he was famous and when he was on a kick to appeal to Hasidic Jews in Brooklyn. Here are the know lines to that song:

Got a wife and kid in Williamsburg, Irv, I went out for a nosh, never said a word. Everybody needs a Kosher snack, bagel with a schmear, not a breakfast jack. A good knish or a matzo brei, a piece of lox that is not too dry.

Everybody needs a Kosher snack, from Borough Park down to Hackensack. Like the Nile when it doesn't flow, I got such gas that I gotta go. Everybody needs a kosher snack, take one now and then bring one back.

Oy, Oy, Oy, Oy, Oy

Springsteen's ``The Jew Years'' featured Everybody needs a kosher snack.

by tirtle July 2, 2018

keepin' it kosher

Living in and with integrity.

In relationships--making sure there is honesty and respect, one's rights and boundaries are being respected

In situations--making sure there is adherence to higher truth, and peace

Friend: "Hey girl, what's going on with your love life?"
Girl: " I'm minding my business, being in a relationship with myself, and keepin' it kosher."

by ronara December 4, 2019

jumbo kosher dill

A well-endowed Vulcan's penis. The term "kosher" can be correctly used as the Vulcans follow a vegetarian diet that conforms to kosher law.

Kirk was pleased to see that beneath his uniform, Spock had quite the jumbo kosher dill.

by Admiral Snackbar July 4, 2004