Jousting

When you want to do anal with a girl but she needs to shit. So you need to joust her shit in order to go in. If you win, congrats. If she wins, she shits on your dick.

Hey Larry! Last night was humiliating man. Jousting is when I try to put it in her butt while she needs to shit, right? Well, I lost a joust to this girl I picked up at the bar. We wanted to do anal but she forgot to use the bathroom earlier and boy was it a fight. I think she had hemorrhoids!

by IMGXY478 November 29, 2021

Josyah

Just a cool guy had around always has brownies and has good shoe game with the best drip

Wsg Josyah

by Himducan February 24, 2023

Jousan

Someone who takes an unnecessary amount to finish a round in a video game. They do not care if everybody else wants to end the game, they will waste as much time as needed to finish the objective.

Dude this Jousan won't end the fucking game already can we ban him

by chomper1173 May 25, 2023

bus jousting

in GTA4 when online you have two players hijack some buses and ram each other full speed in a head on collision only one shall survive

player 1:hey lets go bus jousting
player 2: ok
.....
Boom
player 1: suck it bitch
player 2: the sound of respawning

by PWN master93 July 20, 2009

Noodle jousting

When attempting to have sex with a limp penis

Man, I was so drunk I spent the whole night just noodle jousting

by Afsd June 2, 2015

Cum Joust

A battle of masculinity, cum jousting is when two chivalrous men place their penises end to end and attempt to ejaculate into the other man's penis first.

Johnny and James were on their way to a bachelor party, when they realized they were both ready for a cum joust. James defeated Johnny, depositing his seed into Johnny's p-hole.

by 100 Yorktown July 26, 2015

Word jousting

Another word for argument

Nathan and jorden were inside word jousting

by Savagemotherfucker July 1, 2017