"Do you know Irving, Miriams husband that lives in Florida? "
"Ahh doesn't he have a brother that lives in an apartment above Gristedes between west 62nd and 63rd?"
"Oye I know that schmuck very vell"
"Then you must know my brother Izzy then?"
"Ahh doesn't he have a brother that lives in an apartment above Gristedes between west 62nd and 63rd?"
"Oye I know that schmuck very vell"
"Then you must know my brother Izzy then?"
by Uncle Tom March 22, 2005
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When a person lies on their back while naked and put the legs over their head. (This must be prepared a few hours before hand due to the fact that a butt plug is necessary to expand the anus.) The person then removes the butt plug and wait for their sexual partner(s). (Also a must: The partner on the delivering end must have a bad case of diarrhea.) The person on the delivering end then proceeds to 'take a shit' in the receivers anus, the delivering party the sits down, with a spoon and consumes the 'pudding' from the receivers anus. (This must all occur inside of an active gas chamber, because if you are down to do this shit, you need to be killed anyways.)
Cameron wanted to try something a bit more kinky then the usual, so he asked Andrew if he would like to partake in the sexual act of "The Jewish Pudding Cup."
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Todd Leven brought it to Conan's attention that there was no drinking holiday for jews. As it turns out, Todd didn't drink, so he gave their drinking holiday to the black folk.
Thus, Black Jewish drinking day was born.
Todd Leven brought it to Conan's attention that there was no drinking holiday for jews. As it turns out, Todd didn't drink, so he gave their drinking holiday to the black folk.
Thus, Black Jewish drinking day was born.
by Giovanni Mann October 13, 2009
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Most regular Jews and Christians are unaware that Jesus declared Himself to be the Messiah in JOHN Chapter 10 (22-39) at the Temple on Hanukkah. The books of MACCABEES (found in the CATHOLIC Bible) and JOHN Chapter 10 are read by Jewish Christians during Jewish-Christian Hanukkah.
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#2 "She just took that parking spot while i obviously had my blinker on waiting!"
#3 "I just pulled a Jewish maneuver! I told the parking attendant that I work across the street and that my boss had forgotten to give me the damn parking pass."
#2 "She just took that parking spot while i obviously had my blinker on waiting!"
#3 "I just pulled a Jewish maneuver! I told the parking attendant that I work across the street and that my boss had forgotten to give me the damn parking pass."
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