Jerking off stalefish

our definition is whackin off with no visual aids, just what u think of

i was battin off stalefish cos mum stole my pornos

by nathan May 13, 2005

Charlie Jenkins

The act of engaging in anal sex on the same night you meet the individual.

The act of engaging in dates in virtual locations such as mount hyjal in world of warcraft.

Guy #1: And then I stuck it in her butt...
Guy #2: Dude didn't you meet her last night?
Guy #1: Ya
Guy #2: .....What a Charlie Jenkins...
Guy #2: Where did you meet her?
Guy #1: In my WoW raid last night.

by EKIFLOW February 16, 2010

Old man Jenkins

A loyal customer of the Krusty Krab who's out-lived time itself and he's lived in Bikini Bottom for as long as he can remember...

Spongebob: Hi sir, welcome to the Krusty Krab! May I take your order sir?
Old man Jenkins: Uh yes, uh... um... Yes, I'll have a- *dentures fall out* Oh whoopsie heheh, my dentures fell out...
Spongebob: Would you like me to get that for you sir?

by Edgy Cunt #1290219 January 17, 2018

Jelking

Fully embracing the mota and incresing penis length through streching all while shredding the gnarwall.

Did you see that 360 reverse gargoyle while jelking that he pulled off?? Impeccable form.

by NigelPhish December 29, 2009

Jerking off with the non-dominant hand

V. To engage in the sexual act of "jerking off" with the hand that was not intended, by God, for that purpose.

Linked in case studies to the acquisition of carpal tunnel by exposing your "wanker" to odd angles of hand movement.

See also: Awkward masturbation techniques.
See also: The ouewwwwww face.

Andrew, upon getting home from school Wednesday, attempted to shag his dog with his left hand, which he had never used before. Having missed out on years of practiced stroking, the left hand was inconsistent, uncooperative, and altogether an awkward and unfortunate choice. Andrew has decided that there will be no more jerking off with the non-dominant hand ever again.

by Gee Twat December 30, 2009

Jerking My Glerkin

Jerking off.

(E.g. Punching the clown, beating your meat, spanking the monkey, tug a war with Cyclopes.)

Hey Fred what are you doing? I'm jerking my glerkin!

by Stale Chip™ April 15, 2014

Jenkins Job

The act of slapping a pair of titties back and forth as if they were two tree tops swayin in a wind storm.

"Damn girl what happened?!!!"

"Oh you know, just enjoyed another Jenkins job!"

by KingRBBRducky March 29, 2016