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Isolation Insulation

The friend you bring along to parties, if you're not sure that people you know will be there. This offers you protection against standing alone on the side like a potted plant or being ranted at by drunken tax attorneys.
Steve: You going to Wendy's on saturday, i don't really know anyone else whoose going.
Freida: Yeah, me neither, i'm bringing Tom as isolation insulation.
by CaptainLemming July 26, 2010
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Captain Insult

The term for a friend or roommate who's decided to get a little salty, and has nothing to say but meaningless insults.
Jordan: Ha, I hear you dying over there again Nick, Asche Sucks!
Nick: Wow, thanks Captain Insult.
by dangerzone116 December 17, 2011
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Quad-Insult

An Insulting Phrase or Clause that completely fucks someone's Race, Religion, Outfit and Sexuality.
African Aid Worker: Wow Jimmy, Thats Quite a Tight-Gay-Indian-Hindu Look you got today.
Jimmy: Why the Fuck do you have to always drop a Quad-Insult.
by The Ass Reaper March 31, 2015
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mental insult

When you or someone else insults someone in their head

Can be used while also saying something nice outloud
Timmy: Hey buddy I got the iphone 6+

Tommy: (thinking) why don't you shut the fuck up u faggot I'm bout to slap the tiny dick off you

Tommy: (saying) oh that's cool Timmy

Timmy: (thinking) the fuck did u just mental insult me u retarded meatball
by Oibun Dikshunaree October 28, 2014
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blank insult

a "blank insult" is the ultimate way to add extra punch to an insult

what you do is make up a random word that sounds like it's an insult, and when the victim asks what it is, you make up a definition that directly insults the person you're roasting
(slicer is the blank insult in this scenario)

guy 1: "you look like a retard"
guy 2: "you look like a fucking slicer"
guy 1: "wtf is a slicer"
guy 2: "a slicer is some 4 eyed short gay kid"
guy 1: "damn"
by attackah December 4, 2020
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Deprive itself of oxygen

( for a problem) to go away on its own, without you putting in the effort into solving the problem
The problem of smurglaries will not deprive itself of oxygen until we reinstate bail. :(
by Sexydimma January 12, 2022
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Witty Insult

not "ur mom"
person A: "you're an idiot"
person b: *doesnt say "no ur mom", instead chooses to find a clever and unique comeback not said 50+ times a day by middle schoolers who spend all day jerking off to wattpad smut*
person a: "wow what a witty insult! you're so cool!"
by LunaMoon11037 March 18, 2022
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