Instagram

An app and a websie where you can post pictures you can follow profiles and like there pictures.

I'm going to check my Instagram

by Phyre Flaming December 20, 2014

instagrammable

term used to describe a picture that is worth posting/sharing in instagram.

"hey, look ! its such a pretty sight, very instagrammable."

by b-atch May 27, 2016

instagram story

A total copy of snapchat stories.

He posted that picture of the beach on his instagram story.

by seeligfamm March 23, 2017

Instagram Troll

Someone who likes all your instagram pictures but won't follow you. Or someone who lives under a bridge, is extremely rude, and somehow manages to have the capability to use Instagram.

Abbey: Hey wanna know how to piss me off?

Dan: How?

Abbey: Like all my freaking Instagram photos and DON'T FOLLOW ME, INSTAGRAM TROLL DIE.

by TaraTheTerrible June 14, 2013

Instagram Eyes

The way you see the world when you're extremely tired or affected by drugs / alcohol. Like viewing the surrounds through some form of lens filter (Much the same way Instagram works with augmenting images). The condition can also be identified by others who look at the person in question.

1. Hey, check out Bert, he's off chops on LSD... Definitely got his Instagram Eyes on!

2. Oh, dude I couldn't fucking sleep last night. Now I'm gonna have Instagram Eyes all day.

by Hunkachunks February 25, 2014

instagram influenza

A virus that promotes products and services on Instagram and tries to take viral photos as a marketing gimmick in exchange for being transmitted between humans.

That rabies fellow keeps sharing posts about dog food, I wonder how many dog lives that fucking Instagram influenza receives in kickbacks.

by dilettante-elephant July 10, 2020

Instagrammable

A place, item, product, or decoration that attracts attention worthy to be shared on social media.
Can be used to describe how a place looks.

"The Food at this restaurant is definitely instagammable."

"our new themed decoration is instagrammable and is attracting new customers"

by UncleRody February 15, 2021