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Ironic Mustache

Currently sported by the Hipster, the Ironic Mustache resembles that of a Wild West Bartender. Large and long, it starts out thick then tapers down to curled, pointy, rounded, waxed tips. The Ironic Mustache can stand alone or be accompanied by a burly beard. Look for one, they're currently all around you...
Yuppie- "Hey, what's up with that dude over there with the crazy mustache?"

Yuppie's friend- "Oh that's a Hipster and that's actually called an Ironic Mustache!"

See great examples of an Ironic Mustache in the Hipster video "Hipster The Get Down" now on YouTube.
by Brian Thoryk January 28, 2013
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ironized

adj. to be dressed up nicely, as for church, a wedding, or the like.

v. to force another to dress up nicely.

adv. to be forced by another to dress up nicely.

archaic alt. def: adj. to have one's hair looking unusually tidy and styled: originates from the crisp look resulting from ironing one's hair.
He be lookin' ironized fo sho jes now.

Dang, his ole lady dun ironized that homeboy fo the hookup with her rents.

Hooter dun been too ironized, po dude.
by Galcoolest February 27, 2005
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Iconify

Based around the idea or being owned , pwned , pooned etc.

To iconify is to reduce the size of ego, or self confidence of someone. Take an imac for example. There is the 'close' button on a screen, the 'maximise/restore' button, and then the 'iconify' button, to shrink the screen to a small icon.

A way of making someone feel worthless after being beaten in something.
After a playing a game in which Guy One is ass whooped by Guy Two.

Guy One: Man, i epically failed in that round. FML !

Guy Two: Hell yeah, you failed ! I iconified you, Dude!

Guy One: I hate when you iconify me, makes me feel like shit.
by mcgax February 21, 2010
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ironic spot

The parking spot that opens up just after you've already parked far away and are walking back up.
Fuck you I already parked. Ironic spot.
by JoeNJ2 April 28, 2011
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Iconic Viner

Their favorite food is fre shavoca do. Their favorite restaurant is chillies. They created hurricane tortilla in 2017. Hobbies are broom brooming in their moms car, watching two bros chill in hot tub, and singing happy birthday to raven while not being able to swim.
I think she's a viner.
No, she's an ICONIC VINER.
by ohmamamia August 1, 2018
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ironing

having a coitus with a girl so flat that you feel like you're humping an ironing board
Ironing is a good way to revitalize your skin and reduce the prominence of wrinkles on your body
by horsejackshit December 18, 2018
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Iconic trio

A group of 3 people specifically called “Ally” “Mel” and “Harry” who vibe really well together
Literally cannot believe how much of an iconic trio we all are
by Allyp123 April 24, 2020
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