Interested, but not attending

You get invited to that basic Facebook event that Derrick from down the hall sent out. You feel obligated to feign interest in attending the event to impress Derrick's hot friend, but you would rather stay in and watch Netflix. This is a classic Interested, but not attending situation.

Did you get the invite to ATO's Pirate Party next Friday?
Ugh, I'm actually interested, but not attending.

by Kuaile August 10, 2018

interest evasion

To fornicate with a bank manager.

Nowadays, interest evasion is easier than taking a shit.

by WordSmith250 October 25, 2014

Interesting Insignificance

The state of being simultaneously intriguing and unimportant; a paradoxical blend of captivating quirks and inconsequential qualities that make someone or something stand out, while also not really mattering in the grand scheme of things. Often accompanied by a playful sense of humor and an appreciation for life's absurdities.

Oh, that's just Quintessa being Quintessa. She's full of interesting insignificance - always coming up with quirky ideas and fascinating trivia that make her stand out, but really don't matter in the grand scheme of things.

by nexzed September 06, 2024

That's interesting

What someone says when they're either obsessed with jack sparrow or really, really uninterested.

person 1, grabbing a book, "i think we should start homework now"
person 2, making a paper plane, "that's interesting"

by lennøx July 28, 2020

Mutual Interest

Where two people express interest for each other.

I believe in mutual interest all the way through. I don't want to waste time with someone not interested in me.

by Ajay.Wyd December 24, 2024

I.V.A Interesting Vocal adduction

The singy voice used in a general conversation to response/interactions with another person to make communication more interesting/dramatic.

I I.V.A Interesting Vocal adduction responded with" noooo, I don't want you to rub my feettttt" in my best singing voice. He said "it's fine, i will wait till you fall asleep..he's a weirdo but I get it.

by Sunnykittyshine December 23, 2018

Ebola-Interesting

adj. Used to describe anything that is typically horrifying and/or potentially life-threatening in nature, yet also oddly appealing as it is not an everyday occurrence.

girl #1: My former b-frond got the hiv from some slag in cracktown.
girl #2: Huh...well that's ebola-interesting. Think he'll die?
girl #1: Hopefully, the rat bastard.

by rtg1996 October 26, 2008