self-interest

Wanting what is best for everyone, including oneself, not, as commonly believed, what is best only for oneself.

He knew it was in his self-interest to help as many people as possible thrive and prosper, in comfort and safety, that only then could he ultimately thrive and prosper.

by Monkey's Dad May 13, 2020

Protecting American Interests in the Region

War crimes

Woah did you hear the presidents address about Protecting American Interests in the Region?

I got bored after he started talking about civilian casualties

by Ripefruit March 15, 2021

Ah interesting

The professional, “I can’t tell it like it is” way of saying - “you’re a fucking moron and what you’re doing is some of the dumbest shit I have heard this decade”

“I used scotch brite pads for a sealing surface on a motor”
“Ah interesting”

by Jtofjpn March 9, 2019

Interesting

(adj) 1. Capable of holding one's attention; 2. Arousing a feeling of interest; 3. Oh god oh god, we're all gonna die

"this landing is gonna get pretty interesting."
"Define interesting."
"Oh god oh god, we're all gonna die?"
"This is the captain. We have a little problem with our entry sequence, so we might experience some slight turbulence and then... explode."

by Biggest Banana January 5, 2021

cunt pounding interest

when a person, mostly a man, is so attracted to a woman that he wants to have sexual intercourse with her.

Dan: Yo Tony! Who was that gorgeous woman you were talking to over there?
Tony: Oh, you're talking about Zoey? She's my financial advisor.
Dan: Great, I'm going over there and show offer her some "cunt pounding interest".

by TheToesKnows September 16, 2025

Mutual Interest

Where two people express interest for each other.

I believe in mutual interest all the way through. I don't want to waste time with someone not interested in me.

by Ajay.Wyd December 24, 2024

Interesting Insignificance

The state of being simultaneously intriguing and unimportant; a paradoxical blend of captivating quirks and inconsequential qualities that make someone or something stand out, while also not really mattering in the grand scheme of things. Often accompanied by a playful sense of humor and an appreciation for life's absurdities.

Oh, that's just Quintessa being Quintessa. She's full of interesting insignificance - always coming up with quirky ideas and fascinating trivia that make her stand out, but really don't matter in the grand scheme of things.

by nexzed September 6, 2024