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Stairwell Inspector

1. (noun) slang term for a person (usually who has a significant other already) who has illicit meetings with a sexy co-worker in the building stairwells, for purposes of making-out. An experienced STAIRWELL INSPECTOR will likely have accomplished fully-clothed oral sex sessions, and perhaps even fully clothed doggy-style intercourse on the railing.
Dude is a serious STAIRWELL INSPECTOR! That's the third secretary he's made out with down there this month!
by King D. Ingaling December 9, 2010
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Inside Edition

1. The lowest common demoniator for all television shows, the television equivalent of eating cardboad.

2. To have the facts because you slept with someone or otherwise saw something first hand.
1. Help me. I'm so bored I'm watching Inside Edition.

2. The inside edition on Mary is she has a third nipple and a hella hairy back. Stay away from her.
by kimmullen89 May 31, 2009
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insaneo style

Joel Haver coined this term, defining recently in a video. Essentially it means to go hella savage mode like there ain't even any sanity left.
Bro you saw how he played that flute, fuckin insaneo style...

Yo how was it working with Nicholas Cage?

Man that shit was insaneo style

-Examples quoted from Joel Haver
by REXKRATOS February 5, 2022
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Inseki

Sex involving in-law, step, or adopted family relatives.
I had inseki in my wedding night
by AlexanderAnderson August 9, 2015
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Self Insert

A band, involved in psychotherapy and careful coaxing of reality, located out of central florida
Self Insert takes you to a new level and steals your identity
by wetandstink August 25, 2021
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Inspin

A portmanteau of involuntary spinster. It refers to a woman who doesn’t have the necessary qualities to get a man to voluntarily commit to her.

It's argued that inspins and incels are two sides of the same sad coin: An incel is a man who can’t generate enough female attraction to get sex and an inspin is a woman who can’t generate enough male attraction to get commitment.
It's unfortunate to say it but Bella has become an inspin: she goes on dating apps looking for a boyfriend but guys simply use her for sex since she's got nothing else to offer.
by TheUrbanSchollar May 27, 2021
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[InsertAnyFirstName]

"The most beautiful, cute, cuddly, sexy, courageous, badass, smart, funny, exciting, super-duper, special, unique person around. InsertAnyFirstName has sex like a psychopathic, horny chimpanzee high on ecstasy, but is also there for you when you are dying inside and just need someone to hug." Basically, the best person ever whose name you add to urbandictionary because you're so fond of them.

But don't be fooled, this really isn't a valid system for voicing admiration because for every single first name you can think of, there is a description on urbandictionary saying that that particular individual is the best. While InsertAnyFirstName supposedly holds every possible good quality a person can possess, it doesn't really matter because the majority of people reading the description of InsertAnyFirstName don't give a shit at all. Since everybody who has a first name has a description on urbandictionary, that obviously means that there is a flagrant amount of insincerity going on and that most people disagree over who really is the "best." Moreover, said descriptions are often strewn with the most atrocious grammatical mistakes ever to occur in humanity's history, thus making the comments even more stupid to those reading them:
Girl: Bordinakonquo is the most amaaaazing guy evar!!!! He is a gigntic freake in bed and is always their wen u need sumone to litsen!!!!! All hsi broz bow to him wen he wlks in th rooom. And most of al, he's th mostt loveable man aliev!!!

Other Girl: Really? That sounds exactly like the description I saw the other day for InsertAnyFirstName!...*compares names* It is the same!! You're an insincere, stupid bitch!
by jokerman15 October 21, 2011
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