hump wood 

A word meaning to carry or haul logs.

"Damn, I cant hump wood by myself. I need help."

hump wood by swoopdawoop July 26, 2009

hump daddy 

When your boyfriend only humps you during sex and nothing else, aka no special positions that all girls(or boys) want. This will probably happen when you want sex but he doesn't. This usually means he is bored with your orgasms or sex moves. It could also imply he doesn't want to have sex with you for a long amount of time.

Tracy: "He doesn't put me in the position I like it anymore! I want to feel special, not a booty call!"
Mary: "OMG! What a hump daddy !!"

hump daddy by FUCKMEINTHEFUCKINGPUSSYBITCH December 1, 2017

hump me dump me 

A relationship that usually lasts less than a week, purely for the sole purpose of having sex. Supposed to be a play on words of the nursery rhyme 'Humpty Dumpty'.

Omg Sally, I think Tom pulled a hump me dump me on me last night.

hump me dump me by maxwags May 3, 2018

hump hound 

What a boss or supervisor calls a subordinate they have a crush on.

Tammy’s looking hot today, she’s such a hump hound!

hump hound by Joefromcali February 10, 2018

Hump and Jump 

The act of hooking up with someone in your own bed and then leaving to sleep somewhere else.

"Yea I finished and thought she'd leave, but I had to hump and jump and sleep on Ryan's couch.

Hump and Jump by urbansplatt May 27, 2018

Hump day 

When camels hump each other on hump day but it’s extremely uncomfortable because of the bumps on their back

Guy:yeah i humped my girl on but she’s got scoliosis so it was like hump day

Hump day by Coochie destroyer 500000 April 17, 2019

hump like bunnies 

when two people have sex and bounce in ways that resembles the way a bunny hops

Devante- "Hey Ray'Shawn, how was your night with that hottie Ty'Shanae?"
Ray'Shawn- "DAYUUUM. We hump like bunnies. nuff said"

hump like bunnies by angermicai April 12, 2010