Hocus Pocus

The best movie ever. Watch it. Go on.

My friend Tim got mad at me when I said I didn't know what Hocus Pocus was.

by PaleWeirdo November 25, 2018

Homeschooler

Homeschooler - noun

A homeschooler is someone who learns primarily at home. They can take online classses and go to co-ops. Homeschoolers are not necessarily annoying or dumb. Alot of them just want a classical or advanced education. Assuming all homeschoolers are dumb and annoying is rude and hurtful. Additionally, not all homeschoolers are antisocial and not all sit at the kitchen table with their mothers doing english.

She is a homeschooler because the school cannot provide enough math for her.

by TheRealKnowerOfWords October 8, 2019

Homesman

A homesman is a male who prefers his day spent inside his domicile. He is not afraid of the outside world. He is not confined to his abode. He is simply a man who is content in his kingdom.

She asked if I wanted to go hiking and I replied “Honey, you know I’m a homesman.”

by SirCalculus February 14, 2020

homeschool

Someone smart enough to get out of sitting through the daily 7 hours of bullshit our nation calls "school". Generally the all-around coolest people ever, along with being the best educated element of society.

Typically hated by governments who want to indoctrinate youth, and clueless fucktards who secretly wish they didn't have to go to school either.

Damn! That homeschooled guy just got laid twice last night! Too bad the guys who go to school are socially inert, castrated sheep, or they could have some fun too...

by Homeschooled And Proud November 14, 2005

homeschool

Source of much incest.
Socailly mal-tarded shut-ins with poor hygiene and agoraphobia.

Graduation involves family oriented group grope followed by a reasonably priced meal at Denny's.

The Homeschool Graduation was a gala event with Little Susie giving the Incestatorian Speech while Cleft Lip Larry was the Valedick-torian. Then we had the family sampler at Denny's.

by sillyputty_02 November 24, 2006

what's crackalakin' homeslice?

Wigga for "what is happening, homeboy?"

Guy 1: "Brett thinks he's black"
Guy 2: "That wigga is fucked up"
Guy 3: "word"
Brett: "What's crackalakin' homeslice?"
Guy 2: "Go home Brett, your not black"
Brett: "DAAAMN! Y'all been drinkin' haterade up in hear!"

by Bert Bert August 8, 2005

Homestar Runner and Marzipan's Extra Real Dating Sim XR

Strong Bad's computer's dating game where characters can only say DUH!, BUH!, and FUH!.

Experience Homestar and Marzipan on a date without the LURKING HORRORS of thier real dates!

by H*R Fan August 19, 2003