closet homosexual

Ryan simply won't admit he's a closet homosexual.
by Afsjdkdjslkfdjlgjfldk August 20, 2008
Get the closet homosexual mug.

homosexual audacity

The inpulse in a lgbtq+ person to start and complete proyects with skills and mediums they never tried before such as knitting, baking, woodworking, etc.
i mean how hard making pasta from scratch could be, i have the homosexual audacity to do it
by pancakehome September 11, 2022
Get the homosexual audacity mug.

heteromantic homosexual

Someone who is romantically attracted to the opposite gender, but does not feel any sexual attraction towards them, and who has sexual attraction towards the same gender
Joe: Hey bro, I bet you could fuck her if you wanted!
Josh: Nah, not interested in females. At least not having sex with them.

Joe: Wait, so are you gay?

Josh: No, I feel romantic feelings for girls, But I don't want to have sex with them. But I am willing to have sex with another male.

Joe: So you're heteromantic homosexual.

Josh:Yup!
by Meh3560503p2p February 27, 2017
Get the heteromantic homosexual mug.

flawless homosexuals

which way do five flawless homosexuals walk? one direction of course.
by niall horan May 08, 2012
Get the flawless homosexuals mug.

Homosexual Chicken

A game played between two guys where each makes progessingly intense faux homosexual advances on the other until one of them backs down because he gets too weirded out. Ironically, "losing" the game isn't a bad thing for either player, considering the alternative if both "win".
Hervey and Patrick got drunk the other night and played a gruesome game of homosexual chicken. Hervey finally pulled away as Patrick began slowly inserting his whole hand into Hervey's unzipped trousers while gently stroking his left ear and while whispering into it.
by Rathbeorn March 25, 2009
Get the Homosexual Chicken mug.

flaming homosexual

me
me: i’m a flaming homosexual
by froggedogge October 30, 2017
Get the flaming homosexual mug.