hemorrhoid hounder

A male homosexual.

"Look at that queer, he is such a hemorrhoid hounder"

by marcusgg December 15, 2009

Hemorlube

Verb: Prior to performing anal sex with a partner (male or female), one agitates the hemorrhoids surrounding the anus so as to cause the area to become lubricated.

I ran out of KY so when she agreed to anal I had to hemorlube

her ass!

by c-budo August 14, 2010

Hemonics

A language related to ebonics, but spoken only by nonblack homosexuals.

Because I don't know Hemonics, I couldn't understand the homosexual when he gave me a toothy grin.

by Jack Daniels 2011 December 15, 2011

Hemorrhagism

When blood is present in your ejaculate.

I banged this girl so hard last night I hemorrhagismed all over her face.

by Tomahawk_Tipton November 10, 2012

hemoloch

The act of sucking a hickey on a hemeroid.

Dude that chick tossed my salad so hard last night she gave me a hemoloch!

by dgstreet July 31, 2012

hemofloid

To act as a weird person but don't be confused to be a weirdo they are just acting weird and yet they are kind hearted and funny people just doing weird things at the moment

John just burped the alphabet after he got done feeding the homeless what a hemofloid

by joustrr September 23, 2014

hemos

an ugly guy with a big ass

hemos is a b****

by unknown but awesome May 1, 2015