having a baby

pushing out a big turd

oh, no i'm a having a baby because i don't eat fiber

by Evil Tim September 15, 2003

Having Your Bumps Felt

Source - medieval times, where healers would feel lumps bumps on scull, trying to diagnose the illness

The ones with the largest bumps and lumps were likely delirious and didn't make much sense.

So, the term having your bumps felt is usually a retort to a statement or remark from a person, or a situation where the issue is quite bizarre, or unbelievable or stupid.

Can't believe he stuck his hand in that stuff..."He needs his bumps felt"

I would have put blocks under that truck ..."when he gets out of hospital, he should consider having his bumps felt"

You "Having Your Bumps Felt Today" ....that was crazy !!

by 007professor007 April 1, 2010

Having a time

Having difficulty at any given time with ones current situation.

Bro1: you look depressed, dude.
Bro2: yaaa, my gf just dumped me. I’m having a time rn

by Pienapple May 16, 2019

having

verb: Similar to stealing, except less snitchier. Involves simply taking something from someone, while making sure to inform them of it. You could optionally bitchslap them.

Be careful through, if you have something from the wrong guy, you could get fucked up.

1.

Me: I'm having this milkshake
Bitch: But thats my--
Me: Fuck yourself *slap*

2.

Me: I'm having this milkshake
Guy: What the fuck are you doing with my milkshake?
Me: Having it, bitch *slap*
Guy: *Rape*

by Mohamdu January 1, 2006

havings

property or belongings. Always used in the plural form.

He has a lot of havings.

by uttam maharjan December 12, 2012

Hating

Hating is the end result of being a hater. Hating is wide spread, very popular and a highly enjoyable past time for many. Contrary to popular belief, Hating is not due to jealousy bur rather the good feeling of putting someone down while simultaneously increasing your own ego. Many victims are hated on because of their success, but many more are hated due to their lack of it. Most hating is a result of the victims bragging and/or 'My turds don't stink' attitude.

There are many forms of hating, some common examples are: first person hating (face to face), Hating in the second degree (privately hating an individual), Group hating (hating on a particular group aka race, religion, sexual orientation etc.)

First person hating -

"Nice drop top labaron, fag"

Hating in the second degree -

Hater 1 - "Hey, whats up hooknose Hebe, did you hear that pedophile looking dude flapping his gums last night?"

Hater 2- "Sure did, ya pizza chomping wop Gino, whats with that guy anyway? Just because you wave your arms around and talk real slow doesn't mean your a genius!"

Hater 1- "No doubt, who the hell wears a flat top leather hat anyway. What a homo."

by GR8-2-H8 September 14, 2009

having a toss

having a toss means having a or masturbating

i was having a toss the other night

by jaza69 December 17, 2008