Hanting

Hanting is an inspiration to us all in that INSANE GYATT he is packing. it’s honestly just absurd. he’s also like super duper talented at hella instruments. he’s kinda racist, and also sexist. he’s the opposite of a feminist bcuz he prides himself im being a MASCULINIST. but at the same time hes like super performative and listens to laufey all the time. he actually listened to laufey BEFORE she was popular, back when she did song covers so hes like niche af. hanting face card lowkey declines but gyatt card makes up for it which is why he’s my amazing best friend. Hanting VEHEMENTLY HATES utilitarianism. he doesn’t know what he is but he KNOWS he despises util. he is like bi-curious but instead of bisexual it’s like deontology-curious. it’s quite complicated. his favorite ao3 tag is DUBCON. he also likes character ai.

me: hi hanting!
hanting: bro did you know util justifies the PERVERTS PARADOX?
me: *spreads cheeks*, well, then call me a utilitarian

hanting: grrrr

by baudrilllardisking November 22, 2025

Cone Hatting

Where you cover all air holes of a cone, and smoke a fat joint inside. When complete, place the smoke filled cone on top of your head.

Sick Guy 1: Dude, is he Cone Hatting?!

Sick Guy 2: Yeah bro, he must be fucked!

by sick guy 101 June 18, 2012

tw-hating

Hating on somebody else on twitter

Eric thought Hollie was saying something silly so he sent her a tweet tw-hating on her

by funniestthingever August 6, 2012

Still Hating

People from your past are still hating.

Those people right over there are still hating the presidential election.

Why are people still hating, get your life together, stop worrying about everyone else and how they're living their life and such..

Sitting around enjoying the chatter of shit and suffering from horrid diarrhea of the mouth, yikes.

by HatersLoveMe February 22, 2013

Toad hatting

When two women wear hats shaped like penises

Jen and Jamie thought they were being funny by toad hatting at work, now they just look like a couple of dicks.

by Paul Sanchez August 31, 2015

Stephen Hastings

A slightly less-common word for "Incredibly hot babe who also happens to be hot and chill. He wears the slickest clothes and eats at the chillest restaurants. He is friends with the hottest dudes. Imagine being anything other than a Stephen Hastings in 2018 LUL."

It is a less-common variant of the above, but still widely used in general speech.

That beaver is an absolute Stephen Hastings. Look at it roar.

by kitLUL May 4, 2018

Heather hastings

Heather hastings is fuckin awesome

I had a killer time with heather hastings today!!

by YB Tha Mac December 27, 2018