Nebraskan handshake

An otherwise normal handshake from an incredibly brave and strong person (e.g. a member of the Coast Guard's elite secret special operations force) that in one motion pulverizes the receiver's hand and causes a chain reaction of intracerebral and subarachnoid hemorrhage leading to certain demise. Ability to give a true Nebraskan Handshake is extremely rare and studies show a significant linkage to the amount of scrod the giver consumes.

Congratulations, you just earned yourself a top spot on the list of people awaiting a Nebraskan handshake. I hope you're left handed because I'm going to grip your right hand tighter than your true love. And you get the privilege, of hearing your bones break before the power of embrace causes your veins to explode.

by Hamnose November 9, 2018

Big Mash Panda Hands

Too describe overly large, awkward, and often unaesthetic hands.

Leroy: you fancy a game of pool?
Tim: I would, but i can't even hold the cue properly!
Leroy: That'l be your big mash panda hands

by salamwalad October 13, 2011

Trump Handshake

Noun. When a small-handed man, who became rich from borrowing millions of dollars from his dad, stiffing contractors, filing bankruptcies, and gaming the tax code to avoid paying any income tax, grabs a woman in the p***y because he foolishly believes his wealth gives him a free pass to do whatever he wants to a woman.

Billy: So you just grab the woman in the p***y like some creepy bowler? And that's not assault?

Donald: Believe me. When you're rich and famous like me, you can do whatever you want. All of them, even the married ones, want a trump handshake. Believe me.

by FirstAmendment October 7, 2016

Jerking off with both hands

An expression for over-doing something, doing more work than is necessary to complete a task, or the general idea of using an ass-backwards method to achieve a relatively simple goal.

Yeah, well he's always jerking off with both hands.

by maxflight June 19, 2010

plainville handshake

A timed masturbation contest where male contestants attempt to see who can reach climax the quickest. Preferably the contest is timed by female judges wearing cheerleader outfits and plastic bottles are used as semen receptacles.

I'm so bored and horny, any of you guys want to do the Plainville Handshake?

by HoratioHornblower February 16, 2009

got them hands

Someone with good fighting skills

Man! you see that figh? Tyese got them hands. he kicked that boys ass

by Lonnie White February 18, 2009

Dirty Handshake

So named for its resemblance to the familiar hand based greeting. This pleasure technique requires the female to be in a doggy style position as four fingers and as much of your hand are inserted into the vagina. Assuming the female has not gorged herself on Tommy's Burger, the thumb can be safely used to penetrate the anus without fear of mudslides. Also referred to as "four in the slit, one in the shit".

If you got deals to make, seal them with a dirty handshake.

by Autistic Pornstar February 5, 2010