Gummy Gobbler

A lady who loves to fellate, but is so old she has lost her teeth, and so only has gums.

"She was old enough to be my gran, but I just closed my eyes, and I couldn't tell she was a gummy gobbler.

by ezydriver March 8, 2008

Gumby's Trench

A deep, vast cavern of seemingly endless proportion of the human rectum. Usually engrossed with fungal crustacean diseases and the lost dreams of small children.

That meteor crater is almost as big as Gumby's Trench!...almost...

by xboxknowledge June 30, 2011

Gumpa

When a female is beyond retarded and sounds like Forrest Gump when she talks

She sounds like a Gumpa when she talks.

by LuLu_Sunflower May 18, 2019

Melatonin Gummy

What all the cool 7th graders get high on.

Dude I ate 4 of my Dad’s melatonin gummy's last night and got so fucked up.

by Ben_420 April 23, 2021

Gummybear

A sexy female who is very popular and jovial. One who makes you laugh and giggle and sing. A super awesome person who i would die for. But has bad taste in friends.

That person is so nice. She is a Gummybear

by a_lover_in_disguise_hai_b_L October 25, 2009

crank that forrest gump

to sit on a bus stop bench and tell complete strangers your life story and then ejaculate all over their face

when she sat down beside him, the homeless man proceeded to crank that forrest gump

by austingale March 8, 2008

Bust a Grumpy

Most commonly used in reference to flatulence. Specifically refers to the act of expelling acutely pungent methane gas out of one's butt.

It was the combination of 3 large bean burritos, 2 Red Bulls and a large pickled ghost pepper that caused Jordan to bust a grumpy.

by Mr. Spicer May 24, 2014