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gobble a shitty stick

to slide your stick in and out a juicy rectum until it gets a nice patina. Then (and only then) it may be gobbled like a roast while you go "mh ya, you like to gobble that thing huh?" and she goes "mhh ya tastes so good.. could gobble all night long"
Na you ma girlfrend! A wont letyou gobble a shitty stick like that!
by mariaaa February 10, 2008
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Glizzy Gobble

A sexual move or position when a person takes their balls and wraps them around their penis like a hot dog bun creating a glizzy then this is shoved into someone’s mouth and they are doing the glizzy gobble
Josh you wanna glizzy gobble my cock and balls tonight No homo of course
by akoec July 27, 2020
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a dick head guy who just fuckes shit up even when he try to be good
harry you cant do anything right, your such a cock gobbler in the shitter nigger fart dick fucking ass wipe fucktard autistic fucker
by greg.gatzz May 30, 2017
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snotty gobbles

Any Japanese or Chinese food which is slimy or gelatinous, such as sea cucumber, congee, sharks fin soup etc
The Chinese banquet was great but I found it hard to eat the snotty gobbles with the chopsticks!
by Dick Wright-Upham April 29, 2011
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gobble my knob

hey there, sexy girl. why don't you slide yo fine ass over here and gobble my knob?
by cereal killa February 11, 2006
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gravy gobbler

A derogatory term for a gay man who is an avid cocksucker and cum swallower.
Check it out.....major gravy gobbler over there.

That guy looks like a gravy gobbler....
by JFKBMB January 13, 2007
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crotch gobbler

When someone's pants are so damn tight, their meatcurtains gobble the crotchular area of their 2 size too small pants.
OMG Cindy, Randi was wearing her crotch gobblers today!

I know Sarah, I told her to go take care of that nasty mooseknuckle but she told me to mind my own meatcurtains.

Dammmnn Randi, them crotch gobblers you got on today make me wanna credit card you with my sausage.
by iLOVEkfc4ever November 26, 2010
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