Smut Gremlin

Short, gross slut that can be found at the University of Delaware

That smut gremlin has slept over every night this semester.

by giants 123 March 9, 2010

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Gentle Gremlin

Verb. The process of eating a female's vagina with passion while still savoring every last queef.

Girl 1: Dude, a dude did the gentle gremlin on my pussy last night, so good I was shaking.
Girl 2: Pog

by RealityUnfold January 15, 2021

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Gremlin Hands

Abnormally small and wrinkly hands, like the hands of an old, old woman. Immune to the strongest hand lotions. Can be used as sand paper in rare cases.

Q:Why do you always wear mittens?

A: Because I have gremlin hands...

by munchkineater March 6, 2012

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When a new man attempts to enter your life, but he has no boundaries and is so vague you honestly do not know if he thinks of you as a potential lover, or just wants a platonic friendship. Because he is so new to you, you can not make an informed decision. It is ok to put him on Gremlin Probation and not talk to him after midnight. You only communicate with him during daylight hours until he finally is more up front with you about his intentions.

"I don't know, I just this met this guy and he is DMing me all hours of the day and night. I don't even know him, so he's on Gremlin Probation until I get a chance to figure some things out."

by Hallow Weener December 14, 2022

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Jizz Gremlin

The noun used to refer to a girl you're hooking up with that's so ugly, you have to put a paper bag over her head, but you leave a hole for the mouth.

She wants your dick, but she's the ugliest bitch here. Dude, prep the paper bag because you just got yourself a jizz gremlin.

by Tubman-dickroad July 12, 2017

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