Cum Gremlin

Cum is a lot like gremlins, in that they both turn into something totally different when they get wet. Cum gremlins are exactly what it sounds like- the clumpy, sticky stringy mess that sperm turns into when wet.

The only problem with shower sex is trying to wash off the cum gremlins... fuckers are stubborn!

by published July 29, 2009

Sweaty bum gremlin

Someone the is very anoying and is always around you ....sort of like a bad smell..

george go away you sweaty bum gremlin

by irwin April 11, 2005

Loot Gremlin

A little scrubber that tries to take literally everything off a guy you kill in a survival game, and are only seen for seconds due to their extreme reflexes to stealing shit. Cares little for no one except itself. Typically used in games like Escape From Tarkov and DayZ.

Dude 1: l “I killed a fully geared dude yesterday, I took my eye of his body for one second and some fucking loot gremlin took all his shit”

Dude 2: “Yeah, I fucking hate those guys”

by SirDanks August 20, 2018

Dog Faced Gremlin

When a broad is so repulsive and so ghastly as to appear to the viewer as a Dog Faced Gremlin. This is especially true if she drives a Dodge Neon. Commonly abbreviated using its acronym, D.F.G.

After throwing up in an Osborne's parking lot "Hey dude, did you drink too much tonight?" "Nah man, I just caught a glimpse of the DFG!"

by Pize October 13, 2004

shit gremlin

A small, troll-like creature that lives in a state of clutter or garbage - otherwise known as a shit gremlin.

"Just because you're a little shit gremlin and like to live in the dark all the time, doesn't mean everyone else feels the same way."

by kingofchips April 17, 2017

art gremlin

A gremlin, but of the artist variety. They are generally mischievous, prefer the dark, and are highly food motivated. They spend long hours working on art, to the point of neglecting personal relationships, health, and hygiene. On the rare occasion that they appear in public, they may appear totally normal, or even cute.

guy 1: Have you seen Karen lately? I haven't seen her in weeks!
guy 2: No, her thesis is coming up and she's turned into an art gremlin.

by alarnia0 June 10, 2017

ham gremlin

an ugly f-ing baby, not a cute little one

Alex: “Did you see Katie’s new kid?”
Matt: “Oh, yeah! Total ham gremlin, huh?”
Alex: “…”

by babyh8r July 20, 2021