A national chain of stores specializing in sports related stuff. Shoes, clothes, and equipment for any major sport or american passtime. With their major sponsors being Nike, Under Armour, and ESPN, if you see some white guy wearing or using something either on ESPN or ESPN2 or even Fox Sports, you can probably find it at Dick's. The main layout of most if not all stores is the same; excluding ofcourse for seasonal set changes and occasional set-up destruction by stupid ass kids who's parents are too busy looking at North Face appareal to watch them. The shopping atmosphere is ideal, as the employees DO NOT work on commision and dont breathe down your neck urging you to make add-on buys or applying for their damn credit programs. Rather, they are always easy to find as they wear those horrible green shirts, and typpicaly have a better-than-average knowledge of their products. That being said, this place isnt cheap. They only sell good shit and they know it. Occasionaly you'll hear some jack-ass redneck trying to barter a price with one of the employees, but they dont give two shits, and next you hear the retard yelling, demanding to see a manager. And if you stick around long enough, you can watch the manager tell the dumb-ass off and send them on thier merry way. So bring money!
Preppy Skank: Hey! I need new shoes for school and me and my hoes are going to dick's sporting goods, do you wanna come?
Jock Douche: Yeah! Then I could pick up a gun, new swim trunks, And some weights all at once!!
Jock Douche: Yeah! Then I could pick up a gun, new swim trunks, And some weights all at once!!
by shadowm626 March 2, 2009
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Verb: When your driving fast and absolutely rag out a corner so your car drifts round and gains speed out of the corner. Derives from the way Gooks drive, as they tend to drift around corners in their Nissan Skylines and 350Z's, instead of driving like normal people.
1. I absolutely gooked that corner it was sick.
2. Dave: You were drifting round me in that race you Gook. Carry on gooking and you'll need new tyres.
Joe: Yeah, I knew I was going to gook on you, noob. Pure gookage.
2. Dave: You were drifting round me in that race you Gook. Carry on gooking and you'll need new tyres.
Joe: Yeah, I knew I was going to gook on you, noob. Pure gookage.
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Guy 2: "Fuck, what a Jew Gook."
Guy 2: "Fuck, what a Jew Gook."
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The Boogeyman is a total gooker.
by Mr Gentleman December 6, 2006
Get the gooker mug.a cheap, low-quality car from korea. even though it has a 10 year, 100,000-mile warranty, it is still a piece of shit.
a) wtf, my car's rattling like a fucking gookbox!
b) hey, did you hear that kid fletcher got a gookbox? i thought his parents were rich...
b) hey, did you hear that kid fletcher got a gookbox? i thought his parents were rich...
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