gargantuan hammer

Someones who's erected or soft penis is so large that one is said to be able to see it from space. This term can only be applied to people who have had their male reproductive organs compared to that of a horse. People defined as gargantuan hammers tend to be in prison or working as a prostitute. ( pronouns: dude, guy)

"Holy shit, that kid Graham is a fucking gargantuan hammer"

by suferdude90266 November 3, 2021

gargantuan hammer

Someones who's erected or soft penis is so large that one is said to be able to see it from space. This term can only be applied to people who have had their male reproductive organs compared to that of a horse. People defined as gargantuan hammers tend to be in prison or working as a prostitute. ( pronouns: dude, guy)

"Holy shit, Graham is a fucking gargantuan hammer"

by suferdude90266 November 4, 2021

Gargatoe

A Philosophy which believes that Big Brother from the famous George Orwell novel 1984 represents Gargamel from The smurfs and that Winston Smith from 1984 is Papa Smurf. Branches of the theory also picture Jeff Bezos as Big Brother and Bill gates as Papa Smurf there are more sub branches of the philosophy such as new identities and the idea that the two figures are in love.

Amigo 1: dude have you heard about the Gargatoe philosophy
Amigo 2: What dude, no
Amigo 1: well I suggest you learn some more about it dude its real legit stuff, you hear me?

by BOTHAMCS CLAN (KEWL GORLS) November 16, 2021

Garganzled

A replacement word for baffled or dumbfounded

cheyenne walked past the man and was dumbfounded by his stench

“I am garganzled!”

by bbbeniss December 12, 2021

Gargangash

When you or someone else gurgles on cum and goes unconscious

“She totally gargangashed last night when we had sex!”

“I gargangash all the time!”

by rustypipelover December 26, 2021

Gargantium

Gargantium is a large ore coming from a really large mine, the ores worth sextillions (sx)(10,000,000,000,000,000,000,000)
has blast resistance like no other
usually used with its counterpart of the Gargantium Core to activate other mines with its odd properties onto them
The Gargantium ore is as large as an adults hand, weight of probably 10 thousand kilograms.

"Throwing the Gargantium ore will probably only just break the ground even more"

by CLI0 March 30, 2022

gargantugantuous

When the dick too strong to conceive by yourself, it's gargantugantuous.

His peter was so gargantugantuous that quite frankly I could not take it anymore on my own. I needed help.

by kindredtrash April 11, 2022