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flip flops

One of the most annoying and popular forms of summer footwear. Made popular by girly girls in hollister or abercrombie and fitch t-shirts, and preppy, image conscious guys with popped collars. Both are usually obnoxiously chewing gum as they walk in said footwear.
Some see the "slapping" sound these shoes make as "cute". It gives normal people headaches.
by A.J. Eitel April 19, 2008
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floess

1. Suffers from reefer madness.
2. Afraid of bears.
3. Doesn't know his last name.
4. Loves dirty rancid poontang
5. Attracted to chinless girls.
Floess did chinless in the washer room.
She was in her period so it was bloody.
by Fairbnks February 23, 2005
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yoga floss

Outfits and accessories that typically adorn trophy wives and cougars at the yoga studio. Often paired with spray tans, 2 carat rocks and SUVs.
As she stepped out of her Cayenne, I saw that her turquoise and brown SIGG water bottle that matched her SIGG water bottle completed her yoga floss.
by McBuddha September 25, 2009
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Barbara Bum Floss

when a hair gets stuck in your crack & you pull it out slowly.
I keep losing my hair but at least I've got some enjoyable barbara bum floss.
by Linda Flair August 14, 2010
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Russian Dental Floss

When one is going down on their dirty bitch and he decimates her snatch with his teeth. He then flosses his teeth with her pubes.
I had to drive Propecia off to the hospital after giving her a Russian Dental Floss, or my ass would have been hauled off to gitmo for terrorizing that shit.
by Cock Cobbler October 22, 2011
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Ooma Owma Booma Bowma Giggess Flowma Floss Pathetic Cosplay

The name for someone whose dad is a lawyer, and whose gay mom is in Minnesota getting surgery to remove her ring finger and leg and date other moms.
Person 1: You are an Ooma Owma Booma Bowma Giggess Flowma Floss Pathetic Cosplay.

Person 2: That saddens me greatly.
by Beanus Tightus November 29, 2018
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Floss-Piece

a male or female sex friend whom is viewed by others as the complete package, but to you she's strictly used for sex and "flossing" to your friends and/or making other females jealous. (Because we all know how girls get when they see some competition)

Note: Only a true mack can acquire a floss-piece
Dan: Hey, did you see that girl I brought over to Rachel's last night?
Brad: Yeah, what's the deal with her? Are you two dating?
Dan: Haha, naw. She's just my weekend floss-piece.
by Pittsburgh's Finest March 12, 2011
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