Test firing the rape cannon

to masturbate or jerk your gherkin.

Test firing the rape cannon is recommended by many doctors.

by Crreeddss November 3, 2008

Shing shong fling flong ding dong hing hong

Asian asshole getting penetrated by an extremely hot rod that is at least 12 inches and 20 degrees with a Huge cum bucket beside them

Oh gawd please stop Shing shong fling flong ding dong hing honging me

by Penetrating dong March 23, 2021

Firing Blanks

Can be referred to either as bullets which are fired from a weapon, or not having a high enough sperm count to impregnate a female.

... Or male depending on which part of the world you come from.

Soldier1 - Die you enemy people!
Soldier2 - Dude, their still alive!
Soldier1 - I'm firing blanks..

Dude1 - Aww man, me and Emma have been trying for months now.
Dude2 - You must be firing blanks man ...

by Myk29 November 24, 2009

fiking

The sexual act of having sex whilst riding bicycles normally gay, can rarly be seen at all

Johnny: yo fool wanna go fiking?

Harry: hell yea get yo ass on dat bycyle seat

by pernis mc butt sex December 30, 2015

fling flang

a certain type of wing wangg or doo dad. Usually used when referring to a skiddly pop or hoo hah.

Ryan was using his fling flang and some bitch ass snake told on him.

by Mr. fling flang January 23, 2018

Rachel Failing

When one achieves a lower grade than a 90% in a class or on an assignment. As a noun it is Rachel Failure. In Past tense, Rachel Failed

Katie: I'm so stoked, I got an 87%!
Kieran: You still Rachel Failed.

Kieran: I have a 76% in Math!
Katie: Whoa, you're really Rachel Failing.

by Mohammed Abdul Jabar November 15, 2010

cream-filling the donut

to release a burst of man juice into the sweet, preferably tight-holed ass, much preferably a woman

"Si! Si! Si! Ohhh, SIIIIII!!!" -Sounds from working up the power to cream-filling the donut, most preferably from the donut holder

by d4mn3d 5old13r May 16, 2006