Felching Hat

A hat that incorporates drinking straw glasses that must circle the eyes or ears, specifically used for the art of sucking semen from a human orafice.

Ben was off to the party, he had packed his McCombe) but knew he needed to grab his Felching Hat as there was a large chance for some coridas.

by Ben Jones June 7, 2018

Felcher

Felcher- Term used to describe the act of cumming in a anal cavity and then proceeding to suck it out with a straw.

John Perry is a Felcher!

by Trefry June 15, 2018

FelchMeisterPope

A feline who enjoys sucking fluids from bodily orifices (mainly the anus).

FelchMeisterPopes' breath smells like cum and shit!

by Malaise October 13, 2018

felch face

When you have been sucking semen out of an anus, then spit it out onto their face. They are a felch face.

Alex: That guy totally spat semen out from my ass onto my face

Rob: So, your a felch face
Alex: I guess so, add that to the list.

by Light.Boy December 30, 2018

felcro

when a mans stubble gets hooked to a ladies stubble causing friction and irritation and they get connected

so last night i was going down on my mrs and we got stuck...it was felcro in action

by flangealot November 7, 2020

felcrowed

when a man and a woman get stuck and it causes friction and irritation

so last night i went down on my mrs ....i got stuck . we were felcrowed together .

by flangealot November 7, 2020

FELCHICIDE

Ejaculated into a rectum and killing that person by sucking out the man much so hard it collapses their bowel.

Mark was jealous of David's new friend so he committed felchicide on him.

by Jimmy Dink December 8, 2022