ferret

c0rn likes ferrets AND I DO DUHHHH cuz they like the best species out there

corn: ferrets
f e r r e t s
corn: ferrets
f e r r e t s
corn: ferrets
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by ferret Iover January 29, 2021

Tay Ferret

A furry incel who bases his entire personality around being a pedophile.

Tay Ferret is going to end up in jail sooner or later

by just another random rando July 16, 2021

ferret

A penis with an extraordinarily hairy shaft.

"Yo Shariz, did you suck his dick last night?"
"Nah, he whipped it out and it was a total ferret. I didn't want a hairball."

by Tommy Tickler March 19, 2014

Ferreting

The act of scratching ones own a**hole.

Dude, got an itch or are you prarie dogging? Nah, that's when somethings coming out..... I'm going in, so i'm "ferreting"!

by blah14 June 3, 2010

chutney ferret

from the phrase to chutney

you are a chutney ferret

by the absinthe man May 19, 2004

ferret

A nasty, viscious little stinky demon who bites and steals food right out of your hand. "Ferret musk" is the odor that is naturally expressed from its scent glands. they are illegal in some states and ought to be put into extinction.

"What the hell? That goddamn ferret just snatched my cookie, bit me and then stared at me from the corner with pure evil in his eyes and the cookie in his mouth."

by ferretophobic September 5, 2006

Eternal Ferret

The Eternal Ferret is the most Powerful being in the Universe as we know it. This small, weasle like vermin has been around since the creation of Time. He has mystical powers that aurate from his shrill shreak. Many foes have tried to "Fade" him, none were successful at all. Such weak foes include limecat, Mertz,clock spider, and even the mighty cow. He is currently residing in Okanawa, Japan where he commands his army of chinchilas and ferrets.

"OMG! That F***ing ferret just ate that freakin cat... and his little hat too. WTF!?!?"

by Scotty February 7, 2004