Wet Tuna Farts

A gastrointestinal condition that lasts approximately 3-4 hours after one consumes bad tuna sushi. Wet Tuna Farts are caused by eating seemingly great tasting spicy tuna roll but it turns out unknowingly to be tainted tuna. While not enough to cause food poisoning, it is enough to cause excessive bloating and gas discharge.

Frank went to the Sushi Bar for lunch and ordered two spicy tuna rolls. To taste, they were magnificent. Unfortunately, about an hour after lunch he realized that the tuna was tainted after he experienced a massive case of the Wet Tuna Farts. He had to leave work the rest of the day due to co-worker complaints about the smell.

by Eaton Holgoode June 19, 2009

foug facts

A fact delivered, typically out of context or awkwardly, that is usually mistruen or completely false. The claim(s) is largely 'supported' through word of mouth by personal sources.

Foug: The chlorine level found in Halifax's water supply is 0.0017ppm.

Group" *stunned.

Foug: My dad said so.

by foug January 29, 2005

Straight Facts

The higher degree of "facts." It is an emphasized version of "facts" meaning extremely true or something that is beyond true.

Billy: "Your dick is so much bigger than mine."
Alston: "Straight facts!"

by Butt Fuck Egypt December 6, 2018

Beefy Farts

A very distinct gastrointestinal discharge of air/gas of different content, methane is one of the prime constituents. Typical odour is created or manifested from consumption of certain foods such as broccoli, beef, and cabbage, cheese, as well as certain beers. While the processes involved in the digestion of such foods...and...the odour produced is not well studied, the odour is commonly recognized by the average citizen and acknowledged as a "beefy fart" by "slacker" types of the youth demographic in the majority and many others.

Damn, he must've had beef and cheese sticks with beer last night, those beefy farts were horrendous.
Fart, breaking wind, gas, assgass, blowing ass

by Jeffrey W. M. January 31, 2006

cunt farts

The expulsion of air from a woman's cunt when forced out by a man's cock. The said push of air produces a fart type resonance. It often happens with a large cunt full of air foced out by an ample cock.

As I banged this filthy whore, I was stunned by the loud cunt farts she produced.

by Jer Miller May 12, 2006

Whiskey Farts

When during a hangover caused by a mass consumption of whiskey the night before, one experiences Whiskey Farts. A gaseous emmission that tends to smell vaguely of stale whiskey.

Worker: man am I hung over. Just so you know, I'm gonna be cutting Whiskey Farts all day.

Co-worker: oh, goody. Excuse me as I go attempt an Alabama Barn Slammer.

by Xavier Von Butenshire December 3, 2011

Alternative Facts

What a liar calls his lies, to reassure himself.

Todd: Why did Spicer tell a falsehood to the press?
Conway: What you're calling "falsehoods" are actually just alternative facts.

by @dumptrump January 22, 2017