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Drunk History of Fall Out Boy

It’s summer of 2001; Joe meets Patrick and he’s like “Yo, I know about music.”
And Patrick’s like “Yo, I know more about music.”
"That’s impossible! Do you wanna start a band?”
And Patrick’s like, “…Yeah… That’s cool.”
And then he’s like “Yo, this is a book store, it's not a music store!”

And then they met at Patrick’s house. And Patrick’s wearing shorts and socks and a hat. Patrick is playin’ drums for some fuckin’ reason! And Pete’s there for some reason! They start playin’ music together. And they're like “Oh, let’s play some fuckin’ covers from some other bands!” It was like, Green Day and fuckin’ Misfits and fuckin’ Ramones!
Pete said to Joe, “Yo, we gotta change this shit up! Yo, we’ve played all these bands; let’s play shit from Fall Out Boy.”
And so Pete and Patrick are like “Yo, that’s dope. But we need a fuckin’ drummer!” Because Patrick’s playin’ drums and he’s a singer!
Patrick's like “Yo! I got a soul voice!”
And they're like “Wait, how do you have a soul voice?”
And he’s like “Yo, watch this: Yeah!”
And they’re like “Oh my god! That sounds like soul!” So they put it in the song and it was like “WHERE IS YOUR BOY TONIGHT!”
l: Yo have you seen A Drunk History Of Fall Out Boy?
a: ooh yeah. It's so funnyyy
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fall out boy rock boardies

the coolest people on the planet. they pwn your face. get over it.
those fall out boy rock boardies are fucking amazing! nuff said.
by Ashwee friggin Taylor November 30, 2006
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white boy fall

time for all the white boys to break out the flannels and hoodies and pull the baddest female around
“dude i’m so lonely my girl left me

“don’t worry homie white boy fall is coming”
by bepisman September 15, 2022
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Fall Out Boy

What a creampie that has fallen out of a vagina is referred to as thereafter.
*post coitus*
“Babe clean up those fall out boys we left on the table, before our guests arrive.”
by S&M513 November 25, 2023
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Fall Out Boy

Hey Stephanie, did you know that Fall Out Boy sounds exactly the same as Panic! At The Disco?
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Holistic hot boy fall

Holistic hot boy fall is a protocol (traditionally late summer or early autumn) a male or male identifying human might use after suffering a painful emotional experience. Traditionally this is done to recalibrate before cuffing season. The holistic hot boy protocol involves total abstinence, daily exercise, meditation, reflection, personal projects and developing a sense of self-worth outside of love and sex. Although traditionally done in fall, it is not limited to this season or this gender. Side effects: low to moderate risk of spiritual ascension.
Girl: yo you wanna bang?
Boy: nah, I am going full holistic hot boy fall , hit me up Dec 1st.

Guy #1: I am miserable since Stacy left

Guy #2: broooo, you know what that means. HOLISTIC HOT BOY FALL!!!!!!! Woooooow!!!
by bostonbaby222 September 28, 2022
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fall out boy

fall out boy or fob, for short, is the state of being a fall out boy. when your songs know what you did in the dark and you light 'em up, that is when you can be immortal and will be remembered for centuries. being a fob also means being diagnosed with the rare and extreme case of fobbity. if you have been diagnosed are suspected with fobbity, please contact a fobbology specialist or reach out to your local fobbity awareness center. please remember: you are not alone in your journey as a fob.
God, I am such a fob sometimes!
You know Billy, I love being a fall out boy.
by fobaf July 24, 2023
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