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freckle the pot

An occasion when seated upon the porcelain , one blows off a particularly forceful fart which is also part-shit whereupon the velocity of the charge will entrain small beads of excrement that impact the walls of the bowl like wet shrapnel. The resultant pebble dashing can thus be colourfully described to one’s associates as you having freckled the pot , drawing an analogy between the now dashed China , with the cutie pie freckles across the nose of a ginger teenager .
Fuck , I sat down to birth an otter , but damn if I didn’t have a bellyful of fart that came howling out at a phenomenal rate of knots , picking up ass debris as it emerged which leg to an incredible amount of freckle the pot
by Napoleon BonerPart February 23, 2023
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freckle sweats

When you want to say something funny but can’t come up with it fast enough. Say this instead.
Person A: “You’ve got mad bed head.”
Person B: “… Yeah, well… Freckle sweats.”
by Jurbil July 2, 2024
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Freckles

The dots your face gets from the YN’s switches laser
Yoo Blankenshit got pulled up on by the YN’s from down the block, they gave him freckles and stole his Hell Cat.
by Detla14 March 30, 2025
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Polished Freckle

The act of spreading baby gravy on the butthole and giving a rim job.
sparkman: Bro you’re not going to believe what our boss just asked me to do, give them a polished freckle!
Teabone: that’s foul, do it!
by Swarles Barkley April 9, 2025
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Freckle stretcher

Freckle Stretcher (noun)
Slang, vulgar — A term used to describe anything (or anyone) that stretches the anus during anal sex. “Freckle” being a tongue-in-cheek reference to the butthole, and “stretcher”… well, you get the idea. Often used humorously or graphically in adult conversations.
“Damn, that toy’s a real freckle stretcher!”
by Shandeau April 14, 2025
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Freckle

At the time of writing this the black community had officially and legally accepted gingers or "naturally red headed people" into their community. Inclusive minds felt they should get a better slur so as to feel even more included.

Freckle - A slur used to refer to red headed pale skinned people.
"You fuckin' freckle."
"Tell his freckle ass to shut the fuck up."
"That sum freckle shit."
"freckle ass *****"
by SpookyTV May 15, 2025
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fecal freckle

Poop specks on panties
Damn your girl sharted she left fecal freckles on her panties.

Must of rammed her good last night she left fecal freckles all over her undies
by Hezra79 March 30, 2024
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