Omicron Forest

A location of masked people during covid-19!

Sitting here at the Omicron Forest watching people walking in and out!

by Ahoymellow January 15, 2022

Butt forest

The area of a mans butt where there is much hair and to navigate through it’s like going through a forest

When I blew coke up my husband butt it was hard to get through the butt forest

by Cokeeesmurf October 31, 2018

foggy forest

The act of blowing vape on someone's pubic hair.

Lost my erection until the guy gave me a good ol' foggy forest

by T0ast July 5, 2019

Forest Logic

Making the best out of an F-d up situation.

Always looking at the bright side even when everything seems to be crumbling apart.

An obsured way of being positive through dark humor.

She busted out my car windows so now I don't need to replace my a/c, thats so Forest Logic.

Forest Logic is coming home to four slashed tires and being excited to run to work.

Do you wanna hear some Forest Logic? My family trying to kill me only built character.

Here's some Forest Logic for you. Since I lost my sence of smell. Farts don't bother me.

Getting stabbed only attracted more women thanks to Forest Logic.

Forest Logic is coming home to an eviction notice and being excited to use the new survival pack.

by TreeDiddlyMaFnD January 29, 2018

King of the Forest

The one and only sexy beast that dwells within the dark Swedish forests of Kaldklioeindh. The King of the Forest will only appear to those most brave to challenge it's sexyness. At that moment of challenge the great Nordic forest goddess Pehtrah the great will appear to judge one's sexyness against the King. Since none shall ever best the sexyness of the King no one has ever dared even the slightest challenge. You may see some day the King of the Forest dashing through the forests of Sweden with Pehtrah riding noblely on it's back. It only appears as a sexy blur.

1) Man 1:What was that sexy blur flying past?

Man 2:Oh that? That's the King of the Forest.

by The King1234567890 May 4, 2009

Winter Forest

When some or all of one's pubic hair has turned white and/or gray.

When Fred went in for his urologist appointment his urologist exclaimed upon seeing him pantless: " Damn man your starting to get a winter forest!"

by Zil025 June 6, 2020

German forest

A figurative term referring to a subject that has become so hard, so dense, and so difficult that you think to yourself: "how am I ever going to get out of here?"

The discourse on quasi-positivistic Nietzschian existentialism has lately become a veritable German forest.

by Jadjad January 6, 2013