Ur mom a fidget spinner

The most fantastic roast of all time. Anyone who says this immediately becomes king. The moment it is spoken grown men cry and women miscarry. The ultimate end to a roast fight

Bob-your mom gae
John-ur mom a fidget spinner

Bob-dies after brain hemorrhage caused by roast

by JasonCOZ April 4, 2018

midget fidget

when a midget fidgets her spinner

lol that midget is fidgeting her spinner like a faggot
stupid midget fidget

by yessboiii July 18, 2017

The Fidget Spinner

Insert a finger (or more if required) inside your girl, lifting her up in the air and using your other hand to spin her round like you're balancing a Fidget Spinner.

Met this chick last night and she was filthy as fuck. I even did the Fidget Spinner on her!

by Rorytx June 15, 2017

Rusty Fidget Spinner

The guy on bottom lies with his arms straight up and legs spread, resembling a fidget spinner. The person on top, with penis inserted firmly in their ass, assumes the same position and spins around

"hey man how'd it go last night?" "Yeah we did the rusty fidget spinner but I got shit on my dick"

by k1rby99 August 17, 2017

Russian Dick Fidget

When a man slaps his dick across your face multiple times until you bleed and then proceeds to cum in your eyes

Man Alex gave Bryan a mean Russian Dick Fidget last night!

by Luke Ginther March 28, 2009

tongue fidget

The act of making out with the girl sitting on a countertop. Rubbing and groping is also implied.

Glenn tongue fidgeted Jeeny so hard, it knocked over the bowl of ready-to-eat pasta salad.

by Da Poodle January 7, 2005

The Fidget Spinner

A new, revolutionary sex position in which the male lays flat with an erect pene while the female positions herself in cowgirl position, then proceeds to lay flat on top on the male, spread her arms and legs out wide, then the male uses his hands to spin her around the axis of his phallus, imitating the movement of a fidget spinner on the tip of a person's finger

"David tried the fidget spinner on me last night and it was spectacular."
"I stubbed my toe on a dresser doing a fidget spinner on Tanner."
"My dick felt like it was being drilled into a sponge when Sheila did the fidget spinner on me."

by BigRick2008 May 30, 2017