fapsternot

A person how chooses to not masturbate

Yo hey do you not touch yourself after hours?
Nah why would I I’d rather be a fapsternot till I find someone right!

by 115factsbless September 9, 2018

Fapstidextrous

The ability to jerk off with both hands, either at once or to switch off between hands. It's like being ambidextrous with your jerking off hands.

"Bro, I'm fapstidextrous. I can jerk off with both of my hands."

by overused_maymay February 27, 2019

Fapster

A fat hipster

That bearded fapster is trying to sell you some doughnuts.

by FlipsterS March 29, 2019

Faps

When someone doesn't check up on you any more that is dont text nor call you.

You are a faps gee/bruh/gee

by Fancynipsy April 7, 2019

fapsting

The act of not eating or not masterbating, as both are equally difficult to maintain life. The ultimate challenge to one's self...

Fapper 1: hey, not eating again? What's the matter?

Fapper 2: I am on a near good level and you are a pitiful peasant unworthy of my presence! Leave before I unleash the rage and fury fapsting has given me...

Fapper 1: (fap fap fap)

by Professor PAINAL April 18, 2019

Fadost

Fadost is some kind of yellow cheese on a plate.

Fadost is a word often used on the Norwegian countryside. A.K.A. Jæren.

The word is well known by the Pastor of a corrupt church. Jon Arve Sunde

Can you pass the Fadost Pålvard? Me har blitt velsigna med pengar og då må med bruga de og.

by TheHerminator April 24, 2019

Fanos

Also known as Grulk ( Greek Hulk ), is a term for those who are just that big of a unit.

Look at that Fanos physique !

by Big n Chuicy May 16, 2019