Erika

Erika is a beautiful, outgoing, selfless, smart ass, thick, she is the baddest bitch you will ever meet. She loves to play volleyball, and play the violin. Erika gets all the guys and or girls, except for the guy that she wants. She is very creative and strong. She is never shy, and will fight you if she feels like it. She would most likely beat your ass if she wanted to. She is a very loyal, honest friend or best friend. She is a keeper in friend ship and in a relegation ship. She is one of a kind.

Erika: Lets fight i’m bored.
Random Person: no thanks
Erika: *Gets mad* *Necks you so hard you faint*

by ErikasBestie November 10, 2019

Erik

the best freaking human ever. he treats you like a princess and is literally the nicest person ever. he is also very cute and i love hims so very much

I love Erik so much

by e he he April 26, 2021

The Erik

"The Erik" is when you pretend to be shy and a super sweet, nice and genuine guy. Then as soon as you pump a misguided bitch full of your jizz you change your phone number and e-mail adress.

Guy 1: This bitch was always wanting to talk to me about ehr problems and shit.

Guy 2: So what u do?

Guy 1, I pulled The Erik, pretended to be a support for her untill she was full of my jizz, then i kicked her ass out of my bed hahaha.

by Ami Diab February 28, 2011

Erik

Better than Carson Hervey. This guy is the bomb. When he gets a girlfriend, all the other girls will run them selves over. He is the strongest, funniest, nicest, fellow out there

Jake: Woah, ERIK got a girlfriend
Margie: I’m gonna stab myself with a knife

by ErikSonofThor June 13, 2018

Erik

A beautiful man with a tragic past and a twisted mind. Lover of theater and singer of insurmountable skill. Tells great jokes and is a good kisser. Wears large jackets and prefers brunettes.

"Wow, Erik is a really different guy."

by Phantomlover47 July 16, 2015

Chemical Erik

A certain Minnesotan known for his ruthless attitude and his moral decay.

"Chemical Erik fucked your shit up, deal with it."

by unknown May 12, 2003

hot Erik

the act of taking a crap on your own chest followed with a trip to Starbucks for a latte.

There's nothing like a hot Erik in the morning while reading the New York Times.

by daassgrabba January 22, 2004