Ethan the squid

A random noob's dick was trapped in a small hole cuz he try to put it in.

A: LOOK AT THAT DUDE
B: Ethan the squid!
A: ALRIGHT, ETHAN THE NOOB
B: YES, MUCH MORE BETTER

by Fuckrick December 7, 2022

Cancer Enhancer

a machine found in most doctor offices that blasts a concentrated beam of high power X-ray radiation at you for a solid ten minutes giving you cancer.

patient: hey doc can I take a trip to the cancer enhancer?
doctor: alright man, what type of cancer do you want?

by Romanfowl September 1, 2020

Sir Ethan

A hot, Spicy man you meet on Roblox.

I gave Sir Ethan a beejay on Roblox

by CheezCurd November 27, 2021

Who is Ethan McMenamy

Ethan McMenamy is a American/Irish Artist from Texas. He is known for making YouTube videos with his friends. Ethan likes to play the Game called Roblox and he likes to add random people so he can get to meet new friends. His first release was back in February of 2017 called ''FULL SEND''. In 2020 he collaborated with the Known YouTuber called Cris Aye. Ethan became famous when he started making travel videos around the end of December. He got tons of views from the video called '' (CHRISTMAS TRIP) Dallas Ft. Worth to Dubai / Emirates Airbus A380 / Business ClassAround the End of 2020 his sound cloud got terminated.'' He is also famous for his new song Called ''Eagle''.

He is from Texas
He is 13 years old

Who is Ethan McMenamy

by Ethan McMenamy January 13, 2021

P.E.T.'s (Performance Enhanced Titties)

When a female surgically augments her breasts; improving size and mate-ability. Much like P.E.D.'s (Performance Enhancing Drugs), which have the ability to raise a mediocre minor league baseball player's batting average to that of Barry Bonds (P.E.D. poster child), P.E.T.'s (Performance Enhanced Titties) do the same thing for chicks. You can hear the slow clap in the background --> turning "soft 7's" into "hard 8's".

Hey did you see Jennifer yesterday?

Yeah, from 2 Advil on an ironing board to a dead heat in a zeppelin race.

I'm suspicious of P.E.T.'s (Performance Enhanced Titties).

Suspicious, but thankful.

by IfICanFeelEmThey'reRealsies June 1, 2013

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by AlownAgainstTheWorld May 25, 2023

Ethan

A teenage boy that looks like a mixture of OG Mudbine and Hercules. That will also eat your pussy out for hours. Usually has the last name Batzer

Yo, my mans was an Ethan tonight in bed, my shit got glazed

by Ethan Batzer December 21, 2016