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bear defense experts

Everyone in every outdoors forum on the internet.
I was thinking about going on a hiking trip in May, but thought I should consult with a few bear defense experts. I posted on three internet forums and now I'm set!
by Glothor October 25, 2010
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Ted Mosby Expectations

Many dating advice books, websites, columns, etc say that the main reason why some people struggle with dating is because of "unrealistic expectations" or as I like to call them "Ted Mosby Expectations". Ted Mosby is the name of one of the main characters on the long running successful sitcom, "How I Met Your Mother". He thinks most of the women he likes and dates are "the one" he will marry and have his children which is not the right mindset to have. It's hard to find the right person especially when you're a "nice guy" like him. Hence his expectations are unrealistic although I gotta say he is very persistent and many guys can relate to his experiences and "unrealistic expectations"
Dude you have "Ted Mosby Expectations" when it comes to dating; they are too high and unrealistic!
by GuitarMelody June 7, 2014
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Expertiseness

Someone who has an expert opinion or is an expert on the matter. Their expertiseness is their expert opinion.
I wish to ask for your expertiseness.
by kaigal February 8, 2010
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Couch Expert

A person who watches or reads news media stories about things like Police Use of Deadly Force and then proceeds to second guess the Use of Force, without having any expertise or legal understanding of how and when it gets applied.

The Couch Expert phenomenon also includes journalists, broadcasters and reporters who do not take the time to learn or understand when and why it’s applied and when it’s justified or not.

Judges constantly fight these “couch expert” urges when they instruct juries to ignore all media.
Since you’re such a Couch Expert why don’t you provide police officers your training on Use of Force
by Thank God For Police August 9, 2018
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expection

An inspection undertaken before releasing a surety.
At the end of a rental period, the owner of a rented holiday house, will make an expection to check all is in order before returning the renter's deposit.
by yrrah May 18, 2008
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perceived expectation

Psych.

-Making something happen physically because you subconsciously want it to happen.
-fulfilling a prophesy. Fulfilling a horoscope.
Mary liked to tell men she was blessed based on their perceived expectation.
by Nco November 15, 2003
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Sexosaurus Expert

An expert in the field of how dinosaurs got freaky.
"Man, ever wonder how dinosaurs had sex?" -Bobby
"I KNOW! I'm a sexosaurus expert!!" - Jimmy
by TheSexosaurusExpert June 2, 2009
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