Rufus Poofus Mc.Duffus

This is a girl or boy who fakes his LGBTQ identity to get into sleepovers of the opposite sex and perv on them.

Person A:Did you here about that time Jamal lied about being gay to get into Vicky’s sleepover?

Person B: OMG what a Rufus Poofus Mc.duffus

by marvel jack November 24, 2018

Ima Doofus

See 'Jesus Christ'

Holy fucking Moses! It's Ima Doofus! I think we ought to give him money.

by asdf December 12, 2003

Duffus

To absolutely fucking murk a mans with your bare mitts.

Mi yute I’m bouta straight duffus this mandem ahlieeee.

by Macdaddy93 June 28, 2018

doofusified

The result of anything done by a doofus}.

"We could not make heads or tails of the report. It was doofusified by Bob."

by Brian Broderick (Dewey) June 4, 2005

doofuslicker

to lick an incredicbly stupid and badly hygeined person.

you are a fucking doofuslicker

by shawn micheal August 1, 2007

Doofus laugh

This is a chuckle that sounds like the way a bobble-head doll would laugh after being tweaked. It has a certain amount of Mortimer Snerd in it. When the doofus executes this laugh correctly, said doofus will tend to drool on himself and possibly others. This is not a problem unless the entity who is drooled upon is a carrier of the Doofus gene. What happens then, you don't even want to know. But because this is a dictionary, I have to tell you.

A genetic match of drool and fool results in reverse cool. It's not a pretty sight. For example, the doofusse's (or Doofigh's) very existence can implode. In this implosion one can break out into slobbering tears like Rep. John Boehner did recently. That was a fine example of a Doofus laugh "gone south AND sissy."

by the pro from dover January 14, 2011

doofus

Slang term for vagina, usually used by children, replaces pee-pee. (Also see doofie)

I go pee-pee with my doofus.
Or
I fell off my rollerskates and hurt my doofus.

by Krystal January 8, 2007