Definitions by Krystal

Schwiemetzga

Used in Montafon, Vorarlberg (State in Austria), it means drinking until you vomit

Gommr id Bura Hobel Bar ga Schwiemetzga

Schwiemetzga by kRYSTAL June 2, 2015

doofus 

Slang term for vagina, usually used by children, replaces pee-pee. (Also see doofie)

I go pee-pee with my doofus.
Or
I fell off my rollerskates and hurt my doofus.

doofus by Krystal January 8, 2007

Lean Grit 

when there is nothing for dinner, so all you can do is lean back and grit your teeth

Matthew: "Mom, what's for dinner?"
Mother: "Just Lean Grit."
Matther: "Not again."

Lean Grit by Krystal April 20, 2006

cheerleader moment

Much like when a senior citizen is having a "senior moment," when a normally smart, quick-witted person has a temporary mental lapse in judgement and/ or conversation. See also: Lil' Darryl moment

Sorry, cheerleader moment.

cheerleader moment by Krystal April 20, 2006

hoopty hybrid 

a generally flashy car that has no business being broke down. For instance, a Mercedes with peeling paint or a Jaguar with a garbage bag over the window. Can also be used when a car looks good on the one side, back, or front, but when you walk around to the other side, it is so messed up that you can't believe it is the same car.

Ever since James got rear-ended at that stop light, he's driving a striaght up hoopty hybrid.

hoopty hybrid by Krystal April 20, 2006

burnt beef

a person of black/African descent; someone of dark color

Those burnt beef slaves were treated real bad.
The burnt beefs did a drive-by in the ghetto neighborhood.

burnt beef by Krystal January 15, 2006

funnest 

The most fun.( I had the funnest time last night at the movies).

That was the funnest music class I have ever had.

funnest by krystal May 13, 2005