disasterqueef

A queef that occurs during sex that is so severe it kills the boner and may induce impotence

Larry: Did you hear about Gabe?
Jason: Nope
Larry: Him and Becky were getting in good when she let out a disasterqueef!!
Jason: Man, fuck that!
Larry: Gabe can only get wood now by going to the forest.

by von groovy May 3, 2019

Disasterpiece

Def 1: A song off of Slipknots second studio album, Iowa

Def 2: An artwork that is well made but fucked up

1: Nibba 1: Yo, dude what's your favorite metal song
Nibba 2: Disasterpiece

2: Nibba 3: Dude, I saw Rule34 of Kanna Kamui

Nibba 4: Nigga, That's a Disasterpiece

by Putthatbeatdownlikethefamdog November 7, 2019

disservice animal

A dissservice animal is any dog that is not trained to do work or perform tasks that benefit of an individual with a disability, including a physical, sensory, psychiatric, intellectual, or other mental disability.

My dog Bella is a certified disservice animal who benefits no person with disabilities or otherwise.

by Idiotvillager March 10, 2020

Disterve

When you have the god damn audacity to have the “nerve” to disturb after repeated warnings.

After repeatedly telling people to leave him alone, Cooper lost his shit and put a sign on his bedroom door that said “This is Cooper’s room, do not DISTERVE.”

by Lifeinthekey April 11, 2020

Disaster Chic

The type of clothes typically worn by politicians when they are visiting emergency sites or attending emergency related press conferences as coined by Sammy Lawrence.

"What are you wearing to the fire press conference?"
"I'm dressing in disaster chic, so probably jeans, boots, and a quarter zip with my logo on it "

by D Encino May 17, 2021

disstressedhoe

a spam page who posts wack but funny ass stuff. mainly got popular over her obsession with dudes and story times

girl 1: “omg disstressedhoe posted”
girl 2: bitch is it about hoops again?

by iconicnegress June 21, 2021

disternia

The word used to describe how amazing someone is. when someone is almost too good to be true. The feeling when you love someone that much that you don't know how to describe it. I have disternia whenever I think of Julian, the most amazing, lovely, handsome person I know.

I feel pure disternia whenever I think of him.

by Crumpet_YT March 7, 2023