Discount Digger

A person who dates someone just because they work at his or her favorite store to take advantage of their employee discount.

Skater 1: "You hear Jen just got a job a Zumiez?"
Skater 2: "Awh shit, i need new trucks. Is she still single? I think I have her number around here somewhere..."
Skater 1: "Dude! You're such a Discount Digger!"

Girl 1: "What are you doing?"
Girl 2: "Getting ready for my date with John!"
Girl 1: "I thought you hated John?"
Girl 2: "Yeah... well... He got a job at Macy's, so..."
Girl 1: "You Discount Digger whore!"

by DangerFinger March 5, 2015

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discuntent

Anxiety a man has over a bitchy woman.

Whrn my hoodrat woman wouldn't answer the phone I experienced severe discuntent.

by KlinkerMangina August 19, 2017

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Discount John Cena

An employee of an industrial supply company who always wears a dirty athletic fit shirt. Although he's constantly in the gym he cannot seem to make any gains in strength or size.

"Yo, this dude looks just like a discount John Cena! Everyone look, it's discount John Cena!"

by King Unicorn August 31, 2017

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discuntered

A complicated word for "Alive" from the dreemwirld dimension.
Undiscuntered is the opposite of Discuntered and means "Dead"

Let's just say we turned him from discuntered to undiscuntered

by WeHaveEbola November 27, 2018

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discount tag

An alternative to tramp stamp, indicating the body with the tattoo affixed to the skin above the ass-crack does not require a great deal of investment.

The family planning aisle needs better discounts but check out the discount tag on that skank!

by John Elson December 20, 2018

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