Universal Declaration of Human Rights

Some bullshit document that nobody follows.

Random person: “I’m protected by the Universal Declaration of Human Rights!”
Random person: “Nobody’s watching so it doesn’t matter. Do you have any evidence to prove that whatever happened happened? You don’t? Well, that’s too bad for you.”

by Mo’Nique vs. Precious September 24, 2020

deca-punked

when you make fun of someone or trick someone so badly they have nothing else to say back. note: being deca-punked is much worse than just the normal everyday punked.

roommate #1: your chicken pad thai is here!
roommate #2: fuck, it's about time.
roommate #1: sike!!!! you just got deca-punked.

by pattaya January 31, 2009

Decadence

Cooking or baking recipes that include semen.

Richard has many wonderful recipes if you're into decadence...

by Master Chief 1944 September 2, 2020

Pine Creek DECA

Pine Creek High School’s DECA program consists of around 300 members. In DECA, the rich and popular kids of the school take the various courses they offer to participate in DECA. The DECA Program currently manages “Creek Cafe”, as well as the Eagle Coffee Shop and Concession Stand. Members who work Creek Cafe frequently tend to have no social life and are bored during lunch. Members who work Eagle Coffee Shop are the rich and popular kids who act like they’re “cool” while on duty, since all the rich students (those freshmen girls who use their dads money) get drinks every single day from their shop. People who work the Concession Stand deal with the poor kids within the school. DECA also goes on trips to Orlando each year, and posts their iconic photos on their wall in the DECA Hallway to brag about what a great time they had, meanwhile the non-DECA members cry while the rich kids flex on their benefits.

Pine Creek DECA is a cult of rich kids.

by DECACult March 6, 2020

self-declared

A declaration of a statement made by oneself, neither supported nor agreed by others.

'Hey there's no school tomorrow!'
'Isnt it just your own self-declared holiday?'

by Jwjwjwjw November 3, 2013

99 Percent Declaration

A piece of crap bullied onto anyone it can be shoved at, against the consensus of the community and general OWS movement.

The Demands Working Group tried to explain the 99 Percent Declaration, but nobody cared.

by Someonethatbelievesinconsensus November 5, 2011

Decadent

Overly rich and flaunty. Like a rich asshole.

That rich asshole is pretty decadent.

by Vamos March 22, 2004