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some bottom dude i know that keeps whispering to me and im so scared yall why is he telling me about voices HE JUST SAID BUY THE CARBONER MUG yall never trust a dean

(jk he's really nice but yk)
"Dean please stop telling me to buy a carboner mug"

"get the carboner mug"
Dean by CarbonDioxiding July 7, 2024
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Normally an ugly looking cunt with a massive nose. Definitely Noncy in appearance and likes to fuck fat smelly women who haven’t washed for months. Dean’s are normally equipped with a Phet dick and find woman over 108 attractive. A person named Dean will normally go for months if not years without a fuck but like to mate with animals frequently.

Speaks shit French too!!!
Oh look there’s Dean, quick dive into the shop so the ugly cunt doesn’t see us
Dean by Sleekpony August 2, 2024
Dean is a man who is protective towards his family and loves to ride his Harley Davidson along with other things like hunting and fishing and bonding but he also has a short temper and can threaten to smash his kids xbox if they be too loud and also threaten to come find and choke people who bully his sons online
Dean: I get it I'll come find you

Dean: RIGHT TURN IT OFF AND SHUT UP
DEAN by BigBaldHairyAssMan February 6, 2025
Dean is an incredible person. He is genuinely one of the nicest people I've ever met, and he is also incredibly attractive. I have a lot of love for him and truly hope to marry someone like him one day. He has a way of making the world feel brighter. He's the kind of guy who inspires those deep, heartfelt feelings you hear in a Jeff Buckley song—the kind of guy you yearn for. He's also the kind of person who can take a girl who has been hurt by every relationship and make everything feel easy again. It's rare to find a guy like him.
Dean by unkownunkownerspup September 8, 2025
here we lie dean. our glorious old king. he has been with us since the dawn of anicom. he will always be known for his big his dick is and how much ass he ate. goodbye my friend. -doober
That nih Dean left
Dean by Dinglebottom November 24, 2025
Dean is the most unserious guy you know. He makes jokes non stop and doesn’t care if it’s the appropriate time to do so. Dean have sleeper minds, appearing dumb but having the mind of Albert Einstein, yet sometimes they choose not to show it. Dean will light up any room they are in with only their smile. They don't get girls due to their chalantness, but they don’t care.
Dean: wassup
Everyone: 😂
Dean by Holy nerd January 10, 2026