Reginald

Someone who understands people. He can relate to almost anyone. He’s not obsessed with being anything to anyone (and maybe that’s because everyone loves him anyways). He’s someone you’ll always want to tell all the things that really concern you, but you enjoy his company so much that you rather not disrupt your time with personal problems. He knows exactly what to say. He makes you feel a personal connection that you begin to expect in everyone else, but you quickly realize that there’s no one like him. He cares about how people interact with one another, but not so much that he interferes. Sometimes this confuses you. While he may want to keep you from suffering, he’s still a fucking pimp—a professional imp. He has a heart, but sometimes his desire to cause mischief defeats it.

Girl 1: I’ve been talking to someone else.

Girl 2: How exciting?

Girl 1: I honestly can’t stop thinking about Reginald. Everything I loved about him just runs through my mind like I’m wishing this “someone else” could just be him.

Girl 2: Oh, that’s a problem. Girl, get some help.

by minutemade002 December 26, 2023

Matthew

someone who wants to wear your boyfriend’s skin

girl 1: i think i have a stalker.
girl 2: yeah, who?
girl 1: matthew.
girl 2: really? he seemed so quiet and content.

by minutemade002 February 29, 2024

Alex

someone who trusts that he’s getting his way no matter how he treats another person and blames all his shortcomings on another person’s thinking and feeling

I told Alex to stop, and he argued about my mind the next day.

by minutemade002 April 28, 2024

Dean

almost the big person you wish you had—with one minor exception—he wants to touch you

Dean tried to steal my hugs and kisses in my sleep. Fuck you, Dean. I almost liked you, but you broke TWO rules.

by minutemade002 April 28, 2024

Alex

someone who claimed that the only reason someone wouldn’t want to be his slave is an obstacle of depression that he can cure by arguing about his entitlement

Alex tried to enslave me, and when that didn’t work he criticized my “mind” for not thinking that he’s the greatest and godliest being that has ever survived birth.

by minutemade002 April 28, 2024

Martin

an abstract artist who avoided academic opportunities and ruined the work of other artists to chase his artistic vision

Who ruined that painting?

Martin.

What was it worth?

Billions.

What’s it worth now?

Not shit.

by minutemade002 December 24, 2023

Alex

someone who plays the “i want” card when you tell him about how his behavior affects you

I told Alex he hurt me, and he responded, “I want, and you should” instead of fixing his behavior.

by minutemade002 April 28, 2024