minutemade002's definitions

Reginald

Someone who will make you feel like he understands you and then play you like you’re only interested in his sexual appeal.

Reginald tried to touch me after years of platonic friendship.

by minutemade002 December 26, 2023

Martin

thinks he’s like greg but he’s not; thinks anyone will want to date him; lazy; lazy but still does too much as if doing more stupid shit will help; always misunderstandings girls (who don’t want to date him); thinks believing something and presenting it will make his dreams come true; silly and LAZY—expecting anything he does to have a positive effect; doesn’t realize that his ideas suck, and people want to appease him (so he stops trying to make his horrible ideas work); never gives greg credit for scaring girls into making him feel better about himself

Oh, Martin never gets the right idea.

Yeah, I knew that.

by minutemade002 December 11, 2023

Alex

someone who plays the “i want” card when you tell him about how his behavior affects you

I told Alex he hurt me, and he responded, “I want, and you should” instead of fixing his behavior.

by minutemade002 April 28, 2024

Martin

an abstract artist who avoided academic opportunities and ruined the work of other artists to chase his artistic vision

Who ruined that painting?

Martin.

What was it worth?

Billions.

What’s it worth now?

Not shit.

by minutemade002 December 24, 2023

Matthew

someone who wants to wear your boyfriend’s skin

girl 1: i think i have a stalker.
girl 2: yeah, who?
girl 1: matthew.
girl 2: really? he seemed so quiet and content.

by minutemade002 February 29, 2024

Alex

someone who trusts that he’s getting his way no matter how he treats another person and blames all his shortcomings on another person’s thinking and feeling

I told Alex to stop, and he argued about my mind the next day.

by minutemade002 April 28, 2024

Martin

a retard

Oh, wow. That boy seems like he’s special. He must be Martin.

by minutemade002 December 15, 2023