minutemade002's definitions

Martin

thinks he’s like greg but he’s not; thinks anyone will want to date him; lazy; lazy but still does too much as if doing more stupid shit will help; always misunderstandings girls (who don’t want to date him); thinks believing something and presenting it will make his dreams come true; silly and LAZY—expecting anything he does to have a positive effect; doesn’t realize that his ideas suck, and people want to appease him (so he stops trying to make his horrible ideas work); never gives greg credit for scaring girls into making him feel better about himself

Oh, Martin never gets the right idea.

Yeah, I knew that.

by minutemade002 December 11, 2023

Reginald

Someone who understands people. He can relate to almost anyone. He’s not obsessed with being anything to anyone (and maybe that’s because everyone loves him anyways). He’s someone you’ll always want to tell all the things that really concern you, but you enjoy his company so much that you rather not disrupt your time with personal problems. He knows exactly what to say. He makes you feel a personal connection that you begin to expect in everyone else, but you quickly realize that there’s no one like him. He cares about how people interact with one another, but not so much that he interferes. Sometimes this confuses you. While he may want to keep you from suffering, he’s still a fucking pimp—a professional imp. He has a heart, but sometimes his desire to cause mischief defeats it.

Girl 1: I’ve been talking to someone else.

Girl 2: How exciting?

Girl 1: I honestly can’t stop thinking about Reginald. Everything I loved about him just runs through my mind like I’m wishing this “someone else” could just be him.

Girl 2: Oh, that’s a problem. Girl, get some help.

by minutemade002 December 26, 2023

Alex

someone who says he’s agreeable for his own self-confidence as he denies all the damage he causes to every else’s lives

Alex pursues my cooperation with such a vehement disregard for the negativity of his behavior that his arguments of righteousness look like an insult.

by minutemade002 April 28, 2024

Dean

scares you at first but you learn to appreciate him, would probably earn more respect if he wasn’t with everyone else’s sloppy seconds

Dean should’ve been here sooner rather than later.

by minutemade002 April 28, 2024

Desiree

someone with covert dementia and covert narcissism

Desiree doesn’t remember anything she doesn’t want to remember.

Hmm. I wonder why.

by minutemade002 December 24, 2023

Dean

an old man who has a wife but rather assault little girls in their sleep

I was sleeping safely in my bed, but Dean, so deluded about how he can make a little girl feel, decided to touch me without permission.

by minutemade002 April 28, 2024

Martin

a retard

Oh, wow. That boy seems like he’s special. He must be Martin.

by minutemade002 December 15, 2023