Martin

thinks he’s like greg but he’s not; thinks anyone will want to date him; lazy; lazy but still does too much as if doing more stupid shit will help; always misunderstandings girls (who don’t want to date him); thinks believing something and presenting it will make his dreams come true; silly and LAZY—expecting anything he does to have a positive effect; doesn’t realize that his ideas suck, and people want to appease him (so he stops trying to make his horrible ideas work); never gives greg credit for scaring girls into making him feel better about himself

Oh, Martin never gets the right idea.

Yeah, I knew that.

by minutemade002 December 11, 2023

Dean

scares you at first but you learn to appreciate him, would probably earn more respect if he wasn’t with everyone else’s sloppy seconds

Dean should’ve been here sooner rather than later.

by minutemade002 April 28, 2024

Alex

someone who says he’s agreeable for his own self-confidence as he denies all the damage he causes to every else’s lives

Alex pursues my cooperation with such a vehement disregard for the negativity of his behavior that his arguments of righteousness look like an insult.

by minutemade002 April 28, 2024

Desiree

someone with covert dementia and covert narcissism

Desiree doesn’t remember anything she doesn’t want to remember.

Hmm. I wonder why.

by minutemade002 December 24, 2023

Dean

an old man who has a wife but rather assault little girls in their sleep

I was sleeping safely in my bed, but Dean, so deluded about how he can make a little girl feel, decided to touch me without permission.

by minutemade002 April 28, 2024

Reginald

Someone who will make you feel like he understands you and then play you like you’re only interested in his sexual appeal.

Reginald tried to touch me after years of platonic friendship.

by minutemade002 December 26, 2023

martin

thinks he’s like greg but he’s not; thinks anyone will want to date him; lazy; lazy but still does too much as if doing more stupid shit will help; always misunderstanding girls (who don’t want to date him); thinks believing something and presenting it to you will make his dreams come true; doesn’t know what anyone wants; silly and LAZY—expecting whatever he does to have a positive effect; doesn’t recognize that his ideas are worthless, and people just want to appease him (so he can stop trying to make his horrible ideas work)

I cannot believe Martin thought that.

by minutemade002 December 11, 2023